Which simpsons family member do you like the most?

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Which member of the Simpsons family do you like the most? Just wanted to see what people think.

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  • TheMightyOz
    5 years ago | pl

    Without a doubt, I admire Mr. Charles Mongomery Burns, the rich guy. He has a micro penis which he can't get up. But, to compensate for this pathetic condition, he is fabulously wealthy, and uses his power to keep people working, and keep Springfield running. He is not concerned about anyone's happiness. This is reasonable because he will never be happy.

    Mr Burns is my hero.

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    • Have2MakeANewAccountEveryTime
      5 years ago | pl

      He said Simpsons Family member. Mr. Burns isn't related to them, but whatever chance you get to dump your "hilarious" attempt at a satirical headcanon, I guess.

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      • TheMightyOz
        5 years ago | pl

        Excuse me. I cannot get it up and have a pathetic rubber tube in my cock. My comment was not satire, you idiot. It was an acknowledgement of my pathetic condition in real life. There is an episode where Marge painted a portrait of Burns and the issue of penis size came up. Mr Burns would be as pathetic as I am if not for his money and his cold hearted demeanor.

        By the way, I voted for Lisa in the survey.

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  • Acollegeguy
    5 years ago | pl

    Obviously Marge, she makes the whole family happy. She fucks Homer, fucks Bart, Grandpa and then make Lisa fuck them too.

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman
    2 years ago | pl

    Lisa because we are both jazz loving vegetarian intellectuals.

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  • Plankton75
    4 years ago | pl

    Homer is funny

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago | pl

    Homer. He's simple, loves good food, has the easiest job (who else has a job where they can get away with sleeping at their sector all day and still not get fired? (for good)), and cares about his family and they care about him.

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  • EnglishLad
    5 years ago | pl

    I identify most with Maggie, she's clumsy, can't go many places without supervision and is generally passed around like a joint between the other family members...

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago | pl

    Crusty the clown.

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  • Iszzy123
    5 years ago | pl

    Santa little helper

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago | pl

    Homer is the star of the show.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago | pl

      Mmmm...donuts, I see a box of donuts, now to reach into the box and grab me some.. d'oh!! Where the hell they go!?

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago | pl

    Homer is the smartest he can keep a job and will have a retirement income , Lisa is faking it you will see when she flunks out of college and whores out her body for cash.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago | pl

      I always found Lisa too righteous and annoying. That episode with Mr. Burns and little Lisa's slurry plant where she gives Homer a heart attack at the end because she turns down Mr. Burns' offer of 12 million dollars all for stupid moral reasons, that really made me despise her.

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      • Meatballsandwich
        5 years ago | pl

        Homer's reaction in that episode makes 100% sense.

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      • Meatballsandwich
        5 years ago | pl

        Due to inflation, 12 million dollars back then would be 18.65 million today. Only a total f***ing moron would turn-down that offer.

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        • Alichael
          5 years ago | pl

          That's what Lisa was, how could anyone turn down that kind of money just for not feeling morally right on where it came from?

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