Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: Shit happens again and again
Buddhism: This shit doesn't have to keep happening
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Mormonism: You couldn't make up shit like this
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Unitarianism: Come, let us reason together about this shit
Christianity: Jesus died to save you from your shit
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if you work hard
Quaker: Let us not fight over this shit
Hedonism: Fuck this shit
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Capitalism: Let's sell this set
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit
Agnosticism: I don't know about this shit
Atheism: I don't give a shit
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Religions of the world
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: Shit happens again and again
Buddhism: This shit doesn't have to keep happening
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Mormonism: You couldn't make up shit like this
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Unitarianism: Come, let us reason together about this shit
Christianity: Jesus died to save you from your shit
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if you work hard
Quaker: Let us not fight over this shit
Hedonism: Fuck this shit
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Capitalism: Let's sell this set
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit
Agnosticism: I don't know about this shit
Atheism: I don't give a shit
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"I don't give a shit" is apatheism.
You really know your shit.
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copy paste job :-)
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Woo hoo!
:-)
You really going to sell capitalism as a religion? So what about communism?
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Communism: this shit never worked even though it looked good on paper.
Damn. You got your shit together.