Which orifice to you most enjoy shoving a dildo in?

I use house hoLd items/ mu hand up my butt

I don't know about anyone else, but the first time I tried a vibrator I chipped my tooth. That kind of killed it for sex toys for me.

Gunshot wounds.

mouse hole

Trash can

I bagpipe myself with one (under the arm pit).

Someone elses...

although don't forget... you can also use them for external stimulation too.

Your moms bunghole

Well I sure as hell not gonna put it in my mouth, it wont go anywhere else except my ass.

the well.

Nostril