which one pisses you off the MOST?

my father warned me a topic like this would arise one day, here it goes...dudes in skinny jeans, "tom-boys", fake breasts, teachers, homework, little dogs, slow drivers, nothing on t.v, people chewing loudly, being alone, being sober, being broke, gas prices, itchy crotch, itchy as.s, dwarfs, over cooked dinner, dirty houses your forced to spend the night at, shoes untied, most religious people, excessive freckles, no toilet paper, gross candy on easter, lame halloween costumes, nosey people, liars, microwaved food that's still frozen in the center but cooked on the edges, trying to masterbate without internet, valentines day, skeptics, u.f.o believers, politicians, M.T.V, the word "guesstimate", fat people, homeless people, 2chainz, bad catch-phrases, myspace users, UNNECESSARY CAPITAL LETTERS, people who put three periods after every single fkn text..., people who believe in horoscopes, campers in c.o.d, c.o.d players, golf, snitches, trailer parks, the 49ers, rob dyrdek, the ninja turtles, 7/11, duck dynasty, and the most annoying of all getting voted down on isitnormal. *throws keyboard at wall violently*