Which of these things would you rather die from?

Old Age 74
Car Wreck 1
Getting hit by a train 2
Drowning 0
Suffocation 1
Drug Overdose 10
Burning Alive 0
Falling from a great height 8
Freezing to death 3
Cutting 1
Alcohol Poisoning/Alcoholism 0
Heart Failure 2
Hanging 2
Getting shot 4
Getting electrocuted 2
Being stabbed repeatedly 2
Blowing my brains out with a gun (Suicide) 5
From a deadly disease 1
Starvation/Dehydration 1
Being beaten to death 1
A hundred bee, wasp or hornet stings 0
Snake bite 0
Spider bite 0
Getting attacked by a shark 1
Getting struck by lightning 5
Throwing myself into a active volcano 4
Carbon Monoxide 11
Mercury Poisoning 1
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Comments ( 52 )
  • anti-hero

    Snu-Snu.

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    • Shroot

      u make good snu snu?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Old age asleep or drug fuelled sex heart attack,

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    • shuggy-chan

      i rather die in a Klingon honor battle

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  • Gbm1

    Wow that's quite a list you have there. As long as I don't know much about it I don't really care.

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  • Faceless

    Who the fuck would pick burning to death? I pick dying by bear fight because I'm all that is man!

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  • WokeUpScreamingFilmNoir

    I just assume my ant farm will turn on me one day.

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    • DemonicFortuneCookie

      You can never trust ants.

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  • BeatleGal

    Getting hit by a train, hands down.

    Or, overdose.

    Well, maybe hanging.

    Actually, blowing my brains out with a gun...
    Well, it'd be suicide if I did suffocation, and also if I did the train.

    I'd just jump in FRONT of a moving train.
    That's the final answer: train.

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  • DarkestMoon

    Drug overdose, for sure.....

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  • RoseIsabella

    I will probably die of old age because people in my family live into their nineties.

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  • VirgilManly

    Paralyzed and left to be eaten by large cats.

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  • Kiwi_Bird

    I think it's pretty obvious... Burning to death is the way to go

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      :0...........well..... I guess if you have marshmallows

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      • NurseDiesel

        Those self-immolation monk dudes and stuff... wow man...I'll bring the graham crackers and chocolate.

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        • Kiwi_Bird

          Jeez I feel like I've started my own cult

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          • shortandtothepoint

            All you need is a secret handshake now.

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            • Kiwi_Bird

              And a secret password to get into our temple of delicious, fiery rituals

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Gerard Way eating me where I will then become one with him.

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie

    I'd just stab myself in the head with the scythe I use to cut grass.

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  • biaj

    jump in front of a moving train. as long as i died before it hit me.

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  • handsignals

    Old age! You people don't work in nursing homes do you.

    I would love to get eaten by a shark.

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  • ucipher8

    Over dose. I hate life so much that i find other ways to enjoy it, enjoy it so much that i dont even realize im not going to wake up. Though i dont totally hate my life, there is a lot i can appreciate. It's just a life in which i am never good enough.

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    • linchpin

      You are good enough. You just gotta believe.

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  • familyguy63

    Whoever says burning alive is lying!!let my old ass die fast asleep in my own house.

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  • LizardSkin

    I want to die for my countries people by fighting the US gov.

    SO, probably by gunshot or explosion.

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  • Larrybird

    Almost all of those are horrible

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  • green_boogers

    Barbiturates or maybe dehydration.

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  • Shroot

    I'd like to go out in a way which people would remember me.

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  • randypete

    being fucked to death hee hee

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  • Avant-Garde

    Either saving the universe or dying of old age, granted that I would have had to have lived a very long time. Life goes on in a cycle, at least I believe that it does. We can each end up having different deaths for each life.

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  • linchpin

    I'd like to die saving the life of another person

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    • Avant-Garde

      A very noble approach.

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      • linchpin

        At least then my death would achieve something.

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  • familyguy63

    old age,but not in the hospital.

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    • Avant-Garde

      I don't blame you.

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  • At an old age. In my sleep. In bed next to a beautiful woman...by the hands of her jealous husband.

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    • Freedom_

      What about your wife?

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      • She'd be there too of course...in a perfect world we'd go together like that.

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        • Freedom_

          In a perfect world the jealous man would smack your butt and congratulate you instead of strangle you and you'd be okay with that ;)

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  • Probably old age! A deadly disease would be interesting though.

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    • Avant-Garde

      It would depend on what that disease was.

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      • Definitely.

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  • dom180

    It doesn't matter much, but it would be nice to be remembered dying doing something fun.

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    • Freedom_

      I went to school with a guy who died by riding his motor bike into a tree his senior year... :/

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  • Aliceee93

    Old Age.
    I plan to spread my awesomeness everywhere until I'm old and wrinkly.

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    • shortandtothepoint

      Meaning that you'll stop spreading it when you become old and wrinkly? Why not continue?

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      • Aliceee93

        You know what I meeean :)

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        • shortandtothepoint

          True enough. I just enjoy correcting people :)

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          • Aliceee93

            :P

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  • Freedom_

    I want to die by sneaking into an alternate universe/dimension/plane of existence that my body can't handle, but at least I will get a glimpse of an alternate reality before I go.

    ... Or by the simultaneous murder of my lover and I...

    More than likely, though, I will die eventually of blood and lung poisoning as I slowly absorb thinners and cadmium through my skin and inhale fixatives on a regular bases.

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    • Freedom_

      What?

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