Which of these objects would you rather jack off with?

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if you had to choose...

sandpaper 2
cheese grater 1
pineapple 21
tabasco sauce 5
superglue 3
poison ivy 0
used condom of an unknown origin 14
your grandma's panties 25
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  • thegift
    12 years ago

    The pineapple would sting...not that I would...know...or anything.

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  • Echoes
    13 years ago

    Apparently jacking off with any of these objects is less painful than spending an hour with you in a cell or in a stuck elevator.

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  • hellboy333
    13 years ago

    If you can cut open the pine apple

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  • littlepantywearer
    10 years ago

    my hand

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I was the only sandpaper. :S I thought more people would have chosen that!

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  • letsgetiton623
    12 years ago

    The INSIDE of the pineapple

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  • Money746
    12 years ago

    Gas station bathroom direarea

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  • Noonesperfect
    13 years ago

    Your girlfriend.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    paint shaker

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