Little known fact: when God told Noah to build the ark, Noah replied "Are you fucking kidding me??"
God replied: "Noah, I am your Father in heaven, I'd NEVER fuck with you. Well, there was that time I put shaving cream in your hand while you were asleep and then tickled your face with a feather. But that's it, more or less."
Noah: "That was YOU? I beat the shit out of my wife for that. Well, I gotta go, better get to work on this fucking boat."
God: "Noah, you have 3 sons, Larry, Moe and Curly. They will help you."
Noah: "You're kidding, right? Those guys are a bunch of goons that can't do anything right."
What version of the Bible did you get that from? The Bible according to perverts? God did not state profanity at all, yes, He did direct Noah to build the Ark but not fould language is in my Version of God's Word, maybe in your version for sick minded perverts. I love my Saviour and will to the best of my ability with His help never do anything wrong, yes, I am a Sinner but I have God to communicate with to help me out. Why don't you try reading the "REAL BIBLE" it will do you a whale of good.
Which of these have you practised?
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Little known fact: when God told Noah to build the ark, Noah replied "Are you fucking kidding me??"
God replied: "Noah, I am your Father in heaven, I'd NEVER fuck with you. Well, there was that time I put shaving cream in your hand while you were asleep and then tickled your face with a feather. But that's it, more or less."
Noah: "That was YOU? I beat the shit out of my wife for that. Well, I gotta go, better get to work on this fucking boat."
God: "Noah, you have 3 sons, Larry, Moe and Curly. They will help you."
Noah: "You're kidding, right? Those guys are a bunch of goons that can't do anything right."
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What version of the Bible did you get that from? The Bible according to perverts? God did not state profanity at all, yes, He did direct Noah to build the Ark but not fould language is in my Version of God's Word, maybe in your version for sick minded perverts. I love my Saviour and will to the best of my ability with His help never do anything wrong, yes, I am a Sinner but I have God to communicate with to help me out. Why don't you try reading the "REAL BIBLE" it will do you a whale of good.