Which of these grosses you out more?

Burps and farts really aren't that gross compared to vomit and diarrhea.

You're welcome.
;-)

I hate breathing other people's gas. Especially their poo particles. Farticles.

Anal wind. Absolutely disgusting.

I don't mind aslong as they say 'excuse me Alice for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below'
;)

Do you know what one burp said to the other? "Let's be stinkers and go out the other end." Obviously, they are one and the same.

I find farts hilarious, until I smell them.

Farts are okay and can be funny when you're not eating.. That is when they don't smell. But the loud ones you hear are mostly odorless.

Burps are a-okay, just don't do them in front of my face.

It's all natural, so, I don't get that offended,
but it does kinda annoy me when I'm with somebody and they like, lean to the side and fart on purpose just to be immature.

Farts are fine, my ex and I used to have competitions lol. Large burps are disgusting though.

made me think of the south park queef episode

Not gross just normal

I am a master of burping and farting.

Esoecially the fucking silent farts.

Burps are always funny, my farts are funny when I'm alone, but farting in public is something I don't understand: if it's not an accident, it's disrespectful and disgusting in the way that that person doesn't care about people who have to deal with his/her next turd's odor.

I hate it when I'm on lunch break trying to have a decent and quiet lunch and some asshole decides to come and fart up the place! For real bitch?!