Robbing a home. I've been burgled. It's not nice knowing someone has been through your personal belongings and lifted anything they think of as valuable. When the next door neighbour was robbed, the thieves shat in her bed and also in her dessert bowls.
I understand (from a friend) that the tension of robbing a house often causes the bowels to need opening. What I don't understand is why burglars forget the existence of toilets.
lol, yes, I'm the very same dappled. I didn't cause enough trouble in my first time around so now I'm back to finish the job. My target is five unplanned pregnancies, four fist fights, three counts of typing while under the influence, two unplanned flashings, and a partridge in a pear tree. Although I'm flexible on the partridge.
Good to see another of the old users is still around. :)
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Robbing a home. I've been burgled. It's not nice knowing someone has been through your personal belongings and lifted anything they think of as valuable. When the next door neighbour was robbed, the thieves shat in her bed and also in her dessert bowls.
I understand (from a friend) that the tension of robbing a house often causes the bowels to need opening. What I don't understand is why burglars forget the existence of toilets.
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Am I seeing ghosts?! Or THE ONE IS BACK?!?!?! Are you the good ol' dappled?!
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lol, yes, I'm the very same dappled. I didn't cause enough trouble in my first time around so now I'm back to finish the job. My target is five unplanned pregnancies, four fist fights, three counts of typing while under the influence, two unplanned flashings, and a partridge in a pear tree. Although I'm flexible on the partridge.
Good to see another of the old users is still around. :)