Which of these countries would you rather live in?

Which of these places would you rather consider moving to?

France 13
Spain 18
Germany 26
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  • CountessDouche

    Whichever country has the best produce, tbfucked.

    Socially, I'd probably like Germany, I guess. They are a sarcastic people and they like a public jaywalking shaming. I didn't particularly like the parisians, but other french people are really wonderful. Spanish people like naps. I also like naps.

    Idk I'd do ok in any country, but id pick rural France, I think. Gimme some vineyards and some little french ladies with homegrown veggie farms. All the food there is fucking boss. I'd probably chunk up, but whatever.

    If i was forced to live in a city, I'd pick Germany

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    • raisinbran

      Germany is not a city.

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      • CountessDouche

        Yes it is, you fat bitch. Learn some geometry. It's a city in the country of Africa.

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        • Indigo1

          Love it 🤣

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          • dude_Jones

            Hahahaha. She's the best stand up we've got.

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  • chuy

    Easy spain on the grounds i have family there

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  • randypete

    I would pic the costa del sole Spain

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  • LloydAsher

    All are having immigration problems on top of a clear political divide that could lead to civil war. Since they are so compacted that only exasperated the concern.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I kno some spanish and its easy for me to learn so probably spain. I think spain has the best looking women outta the 3

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  • GaelicPotato

    Tacos, baguettes or beer?

    I'll take Spain.

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    • Tacos are from Mexico, not Spain.

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      • GaelicPotato

        Housekeeping.

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  • Indigo1

    I want to b a germ in germany.

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  • BleedingPain

    I have friends in all 3 so I can in theory bum around with them and not have to settle on one country :D

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  • DADNSCAL

    What happened to Italy, my ancestral country and choice by far?

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    • BleedingPain

      My grandmother was born in Italy and came to the US after wwII. What do you think Italy has perfected better. Parmesan or wine?

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      • DADNSCAL

        Definitely Parmesan. It’s to the point that it’s a crime to falsely label a cheese as genuine Parmesan. Another unique Italian product is prosciutto.

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        • BleedingPain

          Isnt prosciutto just “cold Italian ham”?

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          • DADNSCAL

            No. It's cured and aged up to 36 months. Cold Italian ham is "prosciutto cotto".

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            • BleedingPain

              Americans had great potential to create delicious foods from European traditions, and we really went with butter, sugar, and deep fried. Oh dont forget to nuke it with preservatives.

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    • I knew it would easily gather the most votes, so I didn't include it.

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  • dude_Jones

    Definitely Spain for the work environment. Firstly, their business lunches are wonderful. Secondly, when Spanish engineers understand the toughest 80% of the requirements, they ATTACK the problem aggressively. This is how American engineers build efficient prototypes that avoid undesirable complexity. On the weekend, they have good nude beaches for fun in the sun.

    En Europa, la felicidad vive en España.

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  • raisinbran

    Northern Germany circa 1980.

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  • megadriver

    I live in Germany, Spain is too far away from my home in Bulgaria and couldn't drive home. France ok, but I find the french language annoying.

    So if I had an extra choice - Bulgaria! If not - stick with Germany, at least the beer is always good.

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    • BleedingPain

      :o where in Bulgaria? Sofia? Or the rural Wisconsin of Bulgaria?

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      • megadriver

        I'm from Ruse, 4th largest city in Bulgaria.

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        • BleedingPain

          Cute my friend lives in the outskirts of Sofia, but works in the heart as a mathematical researcher.

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  • iMaNhEpPi

    I would choose France. I’ve seen a lot of videos in Germany where people are being racist towards asian people and even assaulting them. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

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  • went to france once. 10/10 would go again. I have only ever been on a connecting flight in Spain and never went to Germany at all

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  • ellnell

    Probably Spain.
    I have a feeling that the people in France are probably similar to the people in my country, kinda rude and standoffish, and i've never liked Germany much.
    I also know a bit of spanish from school.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I think Spain cos I know a little Spanish from school. If it wasn't for that then it'd be a toss up between Spain and Germany.

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  • mouldiwarp

    My initial reaction is France because it is what I’m most familiar with culturally, linguistically, and from firsthand experience; my dad, siblings, and I took weekly French tutoring for what I believe was 8 years, beginning when I was 10, and taught by a native French speaker from either Nîmes or Nice, I don’t remember which city. She’s a close family friend.

    I was also brought along by my dad on a 4 week trip there when I was about 16 to Paris and some places in Southern France, lovely old architecture in the formerly mentioned, but both do get quite warm, I’m not fond of hot weather; I preferred Paris.

    I don’t watch or read the news, so if shit’s going down and it isn’t a great place to live, I wouldn’t know. I don’t know specifically where I would want to live, but I know I likely wouldn’t choose Paris- although there are more English speakers there than out in the country, it is quite expensive to live there, crowded as well.

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  • KholatKhult

    I have a weird little crush on France.
    Can’t explain why, but the French folk are just neat

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    • Meatballsandwich

      I've only been to Paris, and I found the residents there a bit off-putting tbh. Don't know about the rest of France though. Spanish people are some of the friendliest people I've ever met.

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      • Grunewald

        Paris isn't really France.

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  • Somenormie

    Germany because I would love to go see my cousins who live there.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I wouldn’t want to live in any of them so I picked Spain due to my vague grasp of Spanish.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    I find it hard to decide between Germany and Spain. France on the other hand, fuck no.

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