Which of these are you doing to please the elites' boners?

What are you doing to ensure your status as fap material for our overlords?

Paying your landlord's mortgage 2
Eating insects, like a fuckton of people on this planet 0
Having loads of hot gay sex 4
Not producing genetic failures of your own 5
Avoid showers, cleancels be seething over possumchads 0
Union busting 0
None of these 5
All of these 1
Other 1
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Comments ( 3 )
  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Eating insects obviously.

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  • Tinybird

    Being a sad miserable and depressed and bitter and lonely 25 year old virgin and kiss-virgin for my whole life with impossible and unobtainable attractions, which makes it so I have to stay alone forever. FUCK MY LIFE

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    • showmeyourgenitals

      Get on self-improvement. I recommend a youtuber named Hamza.

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