Which number do you like best?

I am gonna number my baby instead of naming it. I am also gonna ask the doctor to make it gender neutral. When robots take over, I want my baby to blend in so the other robots don’t turn it into a battery.

31122272 3
80014404 15
57713383 5
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Comments ( 19 )
  • JellyBeanBandit

    I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Yep, it is.

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  • CountessDouche

    I voted for 80014404 becoz it spells
    bobblooB on an upside down calculator & that's a fine, dignified name.

    Hail bobblooB

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    • McBean

      Oh no, you'll confuse all the dyslexics. I think you mean "ןıɐH bobblooB".

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  • IrishPotato

    You're a retard.

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  • 8675309

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      jenny jenny

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      • I was hoping someone would catch on.

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  • McBean

    I think 1.6180339887 has a nice ring to it.

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  • geek_god_101

    3.14159265358979323

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  • megadriver

    Pfff... Real doomsday preppers name their children using Roman numerals XD

    MCMLXXXIV FTW!!!

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  • CupHecker

    Honestly, Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a better name than any of these, but I guess 31122272 works.

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  • leggs91200

    Why not? Our names to our GOVT happens to be a number. Like 123-45-6789

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  • LloydAsher

    That is weird.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Are you going to give it a buzz cut and a black and white horizontal striped suit also? This is inhumane and I hope you are joking. WHAT THE FUCK MATE!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    for a good time call

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  • jethro

    One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
    Two can be as bad as one
    It's the loneliest number since the number one

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    6666666666666666666666666666666

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  • JustAHuman

    Seven

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