Which language would you learn if you could?

With a name like mines, obviously Japanese. If not that then French or German.

I kind of want to learn my own native language (being that I wasn't taught when I was young) just so I could understand my relatives and not have people who are my ethnicity poke fun at me.

But I would really enjoy learning Japanese.

I started on a introductory Japanese course one time but I stopped since life had stepped in. I hope I can still resume it once I've got everything sorted out.

The thing is I already know enough Mandarin Chinese (and able to read both simplified and traditional scripts), but the more I speak English, the less I remember (although not up to the point I forget basic sentences though). I speak it just enough (however it's all a mystery to me if you talk to me in Chinese net slang...)

As far as Spanish, Korean, and German, I have friends and family for that. All others? I don't know enough people like that :P

I have tried learning German before, but only got as far as German 2 and nearly failed it. I guess I'm unable to learn languages, or something. However, I would love to learn Swedish.

What happened to danish??? you got both swedish and norwegian, but what about danish?

Latin. Could prove useful in the near future.

All. So I could pretend to be my favorite Hetalia characters.

I know English and Malay. I'm so keen on learning Spanish!!! I wish I could instantly fluent at it. Latinos stand up!

Japanese, greek and my native 'african' language. Coz my dad's friend made fun of me and started asking how anyone will know i'm a kikuyu if i cant speak it...Damn that judgmental bastard

the process of learning languages is actually a lot fun to me, but I guess German cause it's taken me way too long and I'm still only at intermediate level.. russian would be nice too but i've only just started, and haven't really got to the point of being "stuck" yet

Why are Swedish and Norwegian lumped together?

And if you are going to lump them, why not include Danish as well?

WHY IS ITALIAN NOT ON THIS LIST???!!!! o.0

Given the current geopolitical situation, probably best to know Russian.

German. It's the language of commerce in Europe, and it sounds amazing.

I'm greedy, I would like to instantly and fluently know German and Spanish.