Which is the most haraam do you think?

I am not muslim, so what does haraam mean? btw I do ALL those things with equal amount of vigor, and when i get done spanking my son/daughter while shouting profanities at my parents in the form of magical enchantments while also torturing my animals on my poker table, I have lesbian sex with my animals while not praying and slaughtering them amid my homicidal rampage through the local farmers market right before i have a showdown with police in which i get them to assist me on my way to hell...