This is going to sound very Sheldon Cooper but I dislike moving rhythmically to set rules and then laughing because everyone is doing the same thing.
However, I drink. While I start at parties I'm standing in a corner, pretending to be a lampshade, after four drinks I'm in the kitchen talking to people about the Universe.
After eight drinks, I may be tempted into a Superman (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaa8kbc_LSI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaa8kbc_LSI</a>).
After twelve drinks, I'm on the sofa having a conversation where I repeat myself often and talk about my love for Franka Potente.
After sixteen drinks, people are starting to talk about me in hushed tones. They don't need to. Even if I could hear, I wouldn't remember it tomorrow.
After twenty, I pretend I'm Northern Irish or South African. When you hear me do an accent, I'm one drink away from falling asleep on your carpet or attempting conversation with your cat.
She really is. I love any woman whose hair makes it look like she has two Danish pastries either side of her head.
Luke posts here all the time about his thoughts for his sister, by the way. And his cousin. And his aunt, and his dog. I didn't even know they had dogs on Tatooine.
Which dance do you prefer at parties?
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This is going to sound very Sheldon Cooper but I dislike moving rhythmically to set rules and then laughing because everyone is doing the same thing.
However, I drink. While I start at parties I'm standing in a corner, pretending to be a lampshade, after four drinks I'm in the kitchen talking to people about the Universe.
After eight drinks, I may be tempted into a Superman (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaa8kbc_LSI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaa8kbc_LSI</a>).
After twelve drinks, I'm on the sofa having a conversation where I repeat myself often and talk about my love for Franka Potente.
After sixteen drinks, people are starting to talk about me in hushed tones. They don't need to. Even if I could hear, I wouldn't remember it tomorrow.
After twenty, I pretend I'm Northern Irish or South African. When you hear me do an accent, I'm one drink away from falling asleep on your carpet or attempting conversation with your cat.
Upshot, I guess: Superman.
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My brother had been the drunken cat talker.. He ended up on the floor rolling around with one. It's quite entertaining to watch..
Just a random fact. :)
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I do this without any alcohol.
I'm so weird :I
Luke, I am your brother. :P
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Or you could have called me Leia to make it fair.
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But I really fancy Leia very much indeed. I'd never saddle you with that terrible truth. :P
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She's quite a catch, isn't she?
It's unfortunate in my eyes that her and Luke are related. They would have made a cute couple. :P
But I won't rant about Star Wars.
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She really is. I love any woman whose hair makes it look like she has two Danish pastries either side of her head.
Luke posts here all the time about his thoughts for his sister, by the way. And his cousin. And his aunt, and his dog. I didn't even know they had dogs on Tatooine.