Which country would you team up with?

If your country were to be plunged into war, which country would you want by your side?

You can ignore any real world treaties, I’m just curious of who admires, or fears, who

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  • LornaMae

    Narnia.

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    • KholatKhult

      I’d give up the entire Russian nuclear arsenal for a Minotaur and a Unicorn on our team

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  • bigbudchonga

    Ye, I would agree with that, dude. Everyone shits on America about the wars they go into, but I think, as the record stands, they've been damn good in backing up their allies without even asking for massive concessions.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I agree but you'd be surprised how the chinese these days are doing alot better than they use to back when the USA manufactured its own products. Now that everything is made in China alot of US wealth went to China. The poverty rate is alot lower in China than you'd think now in 2020. I remember my parents would always say in the 90s "eat all your food there's starving people in China " 🤣

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    iran & north korea cause the confusion would be hilarious

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  • ellnell

    China, they got the big C virus I just launch them into the enemy

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  • wheeledexistence15

    I would want usa because i mean, theyre a superpower lol (im turkish)

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  • bigbudchonga

    America 1st, China 2nd. I would put Russia as a contender for those 1st/2nd, but I don't think Russia would really give a fuck about it allies if it meant hardship for them or a worse peace treaty.

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  • Nikclaire

    Israel.

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  • Bazinga

    If you can get American air support for your ground troops, you've got threat neutralization slammed. But, you won't get much cooperation from the Americans unless you have a billion dollar stockpile of oil, or other rare raw materials. Precision military technology has never worked very well in jungle environments either.

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    • Fugazi,again

      Yeah if you picked the Americans they'd help you to secure territory (you would have to take all the risks) then they'd call you terrorists and kill you all and take it for themselves.

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      • Bazinga

        That's basically their game, unless they can have an authoritarian dictator run the operation for them. In this case, the common people who fought for the cause get no reward, just bombed out cities. They are left with less than they started with.

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  • BleedingPain

    Although the Germans lost both world wars, they are pretty good at blindly following. So, they can be the large mass of pawns that war requires.

    But I would also choose Thor and most of Norse mythology.

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    • bigbudchonga

      Dude, the Germans have done incredibly well in wars. It takes so much to stop them. By rights Britain, with its massive empire, should have steamrolled them in WW1 and WW2, but the Germans did soooo well given their numbers.

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  • Fugazi,again

    Im irish,I'd choose Finland because they seem similar to us in ways but probably a lot more competent and intellectual as well as the fact that they all do mandatory military service.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Russia or South Korea probably Russia though

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Russia We were allies during the end of WW2. I think the Russian economic model speaks for itself (trash) but I admire their culture and I think they're tough.

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    • litelander8

      Agree.

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