Where would the best place be to bury firearms for apocalypse usage?

Now if the goverment tries to take our personal freedoms or pull any facist crap on us. Where would you hide your firearms? My best plan is to hide said firearms in a box two feet underneath the grave of a pet. Dont have a pet? Find a dead gutter stray and boom you got yourself a fool proof disguised weapon cache.

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  • WeirdDudeFromTheSouth

    Bury your assault rifles and plant a garden or somethibg over them. Also when the police knock on your door to get them (the us government keeps an illegal list of all guns owned by whom) tell the police they broke an were thrown away long before.

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  • McBean

    Put your assault rifle inside a PVC pipe with the end caps glued tight. Bury it on a golf course in the middle of the night. The government agents will find it if buried on your own property. MI-6 knows all about that dead pet shit.

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    • LloydAsher

      What about the side of a ditch? Same PVC piping idea just bored into the side of a ditch towards the road or something.

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      • McBean

        Okay if you compensate for future water erosion. A junkyard, or nature preserve is also worth considering. Use a post hole digger to make spot look inconspicuous.

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        • LloydAsher

          That's actually quite smart using a junk yard as cover. Would a smaller faraday cage work to combat metal detectors or are faraday just for emp pulses?

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          • McBean

            Faraday is for radio shielding. A junkyard will have bolts everywhere making metal detectors useless. Buy a kilogram of roofing nails and scatter them about as decoys if you decide to go with the nature preserve.

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        • Interesting thought experiment though. I suppose I can just hoard a shit ton of 80% receivers and black market them if the goverment runs south.

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          • McBean

            along with a pile of cash and a foreign passport for yourself.

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            • Meowypowers

              I think you mean ammunition and a boat or plane. Pretty sure cash and passports would be useless if society broke down

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  • Columbusbiguy

    "Shove it up your butt." Stanley Hudson-The Office

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  • Stupid mericans

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    • chuy

      Yep

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  • pleasurehunter67

    Bury your guns somewhere you have never put on the internet is a good place to start...duh

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  • DONNIEOFGLASGOW

    SAVE - WEAPONS- AND AMMO - & -AS MUTCH CANNED FOOD OR C-RATTS - AS YOU CAN NOW ! (AS THE USA IS BROKE BROKE BROKE ! ) SO AS THE NATIONAL DEBT CEILING -RISES- SO TO WILL WE SEE INTERNATIONAL - CRITYSISM - ABROAD !-WHEN THE US STOPS DOLLING OUT -FREE-GOV, MONEY ! TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES !-

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    • LloydAsher

      Half of the debt is owed to ourselves. In the event we go to war with China, the support of Japan against China would wipe away our debt politically. Third world countries are investments in ways you could barely imagine.

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  • randypete

    In a big safe in a secret room

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  • paramore93

    Close enough to walk to, far enough to not be discovered by accident. Ideally you need to bury it in the middle of nowhere, but be able to find it in ten years time. You need a series of checkpoints so you can always find it. Rocks and fences can move and trees chopped down so choose your spot carefully. Bear in mind anything that sets off a metal detector could be dug up.
    Stash a map, first aid, ammo and essentials in a separate cache. You're best off burying as many caches as possible, on the off chance one is discovered.
    If there is no apocalypse you will make an archaeologist very happy one day.

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  • Wherever you decide, remember to put cosmoline or some other protectant on any metal that isn't stainless or non rusting. A small contained area like that will promote rusting and pitting if just a little water ever gets in.

    Good luck against the zombies.

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  • raisinbran

    Waterproof container and tossed in a lake.

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  • SKDM007

    get one of those gun lockers that are hidden behind a wall or something and can be unlocked by inserting a 8 digit code + an extra password afterwards and then a fingerprint scanner, therefore your guns will be yours only and will be useful for the "apocalypse"

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  • Unknown_player

    The whole burying it under a pet thing I can't tell whether I should be concerned for your sanity or congratulate your genius. If someone saw a buried animal corpse they wouldn't bother looking under it because thats sad and disgusting

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    • It would be great as a plan you can cry when they dig up the grave and contextually it would be appropriate. Think about it who would think that a guy would use his own dead pet as a cover for his stash, they are either a sociopath or a genius I perfer genius.

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  • SwickDinging

    Have to agree with the others here - you're best hiding it away from your own property. Burying it in your garden probably won't be enough.

    The middle of nowhere would be the best place but if that's a long way from where you live then it's probably not practical. No good having them stashed for an emergency if they're hours away from you.

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  • leggs91200

    So if my neighbor's dogs just happen to pass away unexpectedly, could I offer to bury them in my yard and store my mace and knives in their graves?

    I used to be on some car forum and they came up with retarded shit like this all the time. You should know daddy Trump loves us, especially the inbred southern state citizens who hate anything that is not straight and white.

    You know those transgender restroom laws? Well, I should not be revealing this but a lot of nus TG are trained in the transgender martial art known as Tu Wong Fu and we are secretly working with the govt for a national take-over. We do not need guns.

    The problem is there is some guy in Norfolk VA who is standing in the way of a GOVT take-over. IN case things get real bad though, make sure and stock pile food, water, KY jelly, ammunition, and whatever.

    https://www.theonion.com/62-year-old-with-gun-only-one-standing-between-nation-a-1819574418

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  • litelander8

    Fairly deep under a fire pit so they can't tell the ground is disturbed... You've got me thinking.

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  • TerriAngel

    Wow, um.
    good luck. Any clue what ANY countries modern military is capable of?
    Just look at david, in waco.
    You have what?
    Against a fully armed apache.
    A single mini-gun.
    tear gas, nerve gas, radiation.
    A tank, any tank will do.
    This idea that you amount to jack vs your countries military?
    Its a good laugh.
    Why not enjoy your life instead?

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    • WeirdDudeFromTheSouth

      Not really. We have been in Afganistan for almost 20 years fighting what was only a few hundred thousand taliban with shitty weapons. Also the USA lost vietnam to a tiny POOR country. How do you think the US military would fair against 330 million people with more guns than people? Its not as easy as you think. Why assume US military would all be loyal to the politicians too? Its not as black and white as u think

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      • TerriAngel

        1 afganistan. Limited war.
        when russia tried, we were supplying arms.
        2 Vietnam supplyed by China, and The soviet Union.
        Hence ( the ho che mihn trail )
        Not 1 AK 47, R.P.G.,MIG, or S.A.M. was produced by vietnam.
        3 Not every gun owner would try to revolt.
        4 Most gun owners still rely on walmart for food and their local utilities for power, water, sewer.
        All of which can be turned off.
        5 The pledge is to the flag, etc.
        not to any rebel factions.
        Easy, no.
        But not a challenge either.

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        • WeirdDudeFromTheSouth

          Vietkong was barely a 1 million man army. As rich as the US is why do you assume no Americans can build guns? Actually you can print a automatic gun on a 3d printer. Theres also Americans who build assault rifles! Again its a very rich country with plenty of people to fund a war.

          Also in Afganistan google says in 2001 there was only 41,000 taliban. We are still there to this day fighting them and they didnt have much money!

          If Americans decided to overthrow their government it wouldn't be as hard as you would think.

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          • TerriAngel

            Wierd.
            Some arguements, I know when to leave alone.
            In 50 years Ill be dead.
            So it really doesnt matter.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Keep all of that stuff in your fallout shelter?

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  • curious-bunny

    I would hide it a few miles out of town. Tgat way I have the stuff at home and if going home is not an option thetes a plan b, bonus points for having multiple stashes

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    In my backyard.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Hiding them under a dead pet is disturbing and unnecessary.

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    • I mean you can make it so uncomfortable for them when they do it they will go away hopefully. You can see it as your pet providing you a final service of keeping you safe.

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      • NoLifer

        Id say bury in your yard and put a a golf hole near the top exactly where you burried them. Burry them in a metal box. When the cops come it just looks like you made a golf course. Say you sold the guns to another buyer.

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