Where is my usb cord?

I have it and unless you leave 75000 USD in unmarked bills in a brown paper bag next to the tree on the left side of the entrance to the parking lot at 713-725 Jones St SE, Attalla, AL 35954... you'll never see your USB cord ever again!

You have 8 hours. I'm not in the mood for games.

*attached picture with gun pointing at tied USB cord in random basement lit by single, weak incandescent bulb*

It's on amazon, just look it up. Ransom is somewhere between 0 and 20 dollars.

It’s in a tangled mess of other random cords at the bottom of a drawer somewhere.

I actually just found some earbuds of mine that had been missing for a couple of weeks. I thought one of my cats took off with them since I last remembered them being on the end table next to the sectional, but they were stuck down in the cushion of my sectional and a bit tangled in the metal bar. I've also found stuff I've lost (including remotes and keys) in the piece of fabric that hangs when part of the sectional is reclined, as well as underneath it.

So, if you have a couch/sectional/recliner, maybe check it?

Do you know of any likely places you would've been using it last? Has it been stored for awhile, or had you been using it? If it's been in storage for awhile, good luck, it could be anywhere.

It probably is in one of your draws or you probably threw it somewhere in your room knowing you.

It's under your bed.