Where do you keep your wallet?

FRONT LEFT! FRONT LEFT! JUST TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE JUST DONT HURT ME GOD DONT KILL ME TAKE IT ALL

Is this a pickpocket's market research?

I keep it up my ass.

Front Right-wait, are you asking this to get a shortcut when pickpocketing someone?

Are wallets really necessary...? I'm asking this in all honesty.

I bought one a few months ago but only because it was expensive and I wanted to have something to show off.. It makes me feel good.

But since then I realized how ridiculous the accessory was... I don't really need it. I only have it to impress people.

At home, where it should be. \m/, ,\m/

I put it in the little pocket inside the big pocket. ^ ^

I am envious that men have pockets. Men, you should all appreciate your pockets.

Either in my left coat pocket (deep pockets, won't fall out) or in the velcro compartment of my handbag.

back left pocket because im right-handed

In another wallet.

so know i always know to go 4 the front right

you dropped your pocket!

I've had the same wallet for 15 years. It lives in my backpack.

actually i never bring a wallet with me , i take some money out of the wallet and keep the wallet at home.

I tend to forget where my wallet is.That's why I usually don't take any money with me,this is a bad neighbour and someone might actually assault me.
I also haven't got any ID.
You can't do this officer,this is uncostitutional and a violation of the fifth amendament.I know my rights.

I wear Cargo Pants and always insert my bill-fold in the right front/leg pocket. I have never used a pocketbook in my entire life, no need for it, since I do not wear face paint and that other crap. Carry my keys in the same pocket as my bill-fold.