Where do you direct your poee?

I aim mine in the middle of the toilet, to assert my dominance in the household.

I aim at the sides, unless there's toilet paper in there. Then I try and shred it to pieces with my stream.

On the floor and on my Velcro shoes

On JWs.

often on the floor.

I sometimes try to pee in the holes where the water comes out when you flush it.

I just point it at the bowl and piss.

Directly in the terlet.

I prefer fire hydrants but I can pee on toilets in a pinch.

Signed,
Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

On your mom.

Base of the trunk or fence.