Where do you come from?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    "If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago,
    Where do you come from,
    Where did you go?
    Where do you come from,
    Cotton-eyed Joe?"

    Does that answer your question?

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  • anti-hero

    I come from my penis.

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    • Holzman67

      you mean your dad's penis

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    • handsignals

      You beat me to it.

      We all know CC's a muslim and he said he lives on a mountain, sounds a little Alqaderish to me.

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  • Out of a homeless womans ass.

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot

    I emerged from the remains of a overcooked french fry.

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    • Everything coming from France has to be gay...

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      • NotStrangeBird

        ...Or broken.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    'Murrica.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Ya' mamma's house.

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  • thegypsysailor

    My mother's womb, stupid. Where did you think?

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  • kelili

    From a tropical island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. A real small island.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      Diego?

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      • kelili

        No, how come you know about Diego??? The people are fighting to get back their island.

        My island is Rodrigues

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Some folks know the world...without google even!!!

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    • You can't be for real.

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    • I'm surprised you have electricity there.

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      • kelili

        Me too..

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  • Holzman67

    The People's Republic of Other.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I come from my mother and father.

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  • flightlesskiwi

    New Zealand

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  • thatguy1838

    Texas

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Planet Xenu

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  • fullhouse

    I cum in peace ;))

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  • SHAKEStheClown

    I emerged from a clown cooch at the circus!

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  • perz.aven899

    in Philipines Were smiles are contagious

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    A town called Brentwood. I hate the people in this town with a passion.

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    • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

      As in Brentwood, Essex?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Nope. Brentwood, NY. It's full of nothing but rude, obnoxious, violent, carelessly-reproducing, poor people who feel entitled to everything without wanting to work for it.

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    I come from my house

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  • NotStrangeBird

    An egg.

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  • Jeaneathean

    And you?

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