Where do you come from?

"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago,
Where do you come from,
Where did you go?
Where do you come from,
Cotton-eyed Joe?"

Does that answer your question?

I come from my penis.

Out of a homeless womans ass.

I emerged from the remains of a overcooked french fry.

'Murrica.

Ya' mamma's house.

My mother's womb, stupid. Where did you think?

From a tropical island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. A real small island.

The People's Republic of Other.

I come from my mother and father.

New Zealand

Texas

Planet Xenu

I cum in peace ;))

I emerged from a clown cooch at the circus!

in Philipines Were smiles are contagious

A town called Brentwood. I hate the people in this town with a passion.

I come from my house

An egg.

And you?