When you accidentally shit your pants as a kid:

I'm fairly certain most people had accidents as children, I was just reminiscing today about all the awkward accidents I had as a child, and how stupid my decisions were, usually trying to hide it for some reason.

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  • One time (12 years old) I had to take a #2 really bad but didn't want to use the kmart washroom so I ran out to the parking lot (looking for my parents car) when a turd... Fell out mt shorts (leg)
    lucky to say the turd was so dry it didn't leave shit stains ( okay maybe a little shit stain but nothing noticeable) on my underwear or shorts.

    Best poop ever! 😆

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  • Once, when I was little I shat in the bed with my sister in the bed with me. The thing was, I didn't even know I had to go. It just slid out by itself!

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  • I attended a primary school that was about half a mile from home. When I think back on that walk, it seems pretty long, but Google Earth confirms it was only that far. Also, part of the walk was through some woods, and I tended to dawdle going through there.

    I can't imagine many modern parents allowing their primary school aged kids to do a walk like that alone - especially if it includes going through woods - but this was back in the sixties.

    I can't recall much about that time of my life, but I do remember very clearly one day when I was in second or third grade. Towards the end of the school day, I knew I needed to have a bowel movement, but I convinced myself that I could hold it until I got home. Things didn't work out as I planned.

    About halfway home, I wasn't able to clench any more, and I shat in my pants.

    Fortunately, the turd was hard rather than squishy, and I wore jockey briefs as a kid, not boxers, so it stayed in my underwear. I remember feeling excruciatingly embarrassed as I walked down the sidewalk past houses with the turd rubbing in the crack of my butt, and I was sure people knew what had happened by the way I was walking.

    Once I got home I headed straight for the bathroom to dump the shit in the toilet, changed my underwear and tried to wash off the stains from the briefs. My mother added to my embarrassment a day or so later when she asked why my jockeys in the laundry hamper were wet. It should have been bloody obvious to her why, so I can only assume she thought it was funny. I didn't.

    Memories of the stupid stuff I did as a kid are the main reason why, whenever my daughter does something daft, I most often just shrug and move on.

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  • I never shit myself that I know of but I passed out drunk and pissed myself on my friends couch. I copped to it and helped to pay for it to get professionally cleaned.

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  • I was very young and had food poisoning.

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    • I've never had food poisoning but I had the flue when I was 9, I went through 12 pairs of underwear in 2 days XD

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      • In 1997 I returned to the UK via KL, had some under cooked chicken there and developed Avian Flu as a result. Very ill for four months including the bleeding from the eyes, but, touch wood, not had a cold or flu since!

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        • Wow! I haven't been that sick since I was 3, had severe eczema and it covered 60% of my body.

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  • I remember i had done it once. I thought it was a fart
    I just dont remember where i was. I think i threw my underwear away in a trash can and kept it moving.

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  • As a kid? I still have issues with this pretty frequently. At least, every week or two unfortunately. Is this normal?

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  • I only ever peed myself. Did it in school twice and the second time I was so embarrassed I hid it and when I got home my mom noticed it fairly quickly (it happened right at the end of the school day). I was probably 9 or 10 years old.

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  • I had a be potty trained 3 times cause my mom kept putting me in diapers after my dad and step mom would potty train me. Never shatmysekf though

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  • Never in my pants, but if I ever get freaked out enough I get the nervous shits.

    The first time I was arrested I was so scared I destroyed the toilet in the jail and they accused me of trying to flush drugs. I was too embarrassed to explain that it was all due to my ass, so they held me for extra days until I “confessed” to flushing drugs. :(

    I did piss myself once as a kid though. I was wearing bear skin pants which are thick as hell and dark so I thought no one would notice if I just peed. They noticed. :(

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  • Yes I did this a few times and just wallowed in it. Too bad I didn't know how sexy it was back then.

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    • Having a 💩 in your knickers is about as far from sexy as you can get 😂🤣

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      • Nope being tied up in diapers by a busty chick who gives you an enema and makes you shit a big juicy load in your diapers and wallow in it while laughing at your is SUPPPPER sexy, or so I'm told.

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