When was the last time you had sex with someone?

When was the last time you had sex with someone? (Masturbation doesn't count.)

I'm doing it right now! OMG! Yes! Yes! 6
Earlier today 4
Yesterday 14
Earlier this week 14
Earlier this month 8
Last month 6
A few months ago 7
Earlier this year 1
Last year 6
Several years ago 9
Long time ago 3
I never had sex with anyone 45
I can't remember 2
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Comments ( 56 )
  • howaminotmyself

    I do believe this question has been asked before.

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    • VinnyB

      Yes but it requires constant updating as the answer is subject to change at any time.

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      • howaminotmyself

        True, I'm just tired of the constant sex questions. It's as if the eigth grade exploded all over the place.

        Yes, I have sex. And I do it regularly. Sometimes I even get cum on the sheets. O.o

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        • VinnyB

          See, and without that information, how would any of us get through our daily lives?

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          • howaminotmyself

            Clearly not without clean sheets.

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        • harddrystickysocks

          You could sell those sheets on ebay....

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  • RoseIsabella

    I prefer not to be intimate outside of a committed, long term, monogamous relationship.

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    • green_boogers

      Most of us knew that, Rosie. So, how long has it been for you? *empathetically nods head*

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      • RoseIsabella

        It's a secret.
        ;-)

        I'm not saying it wouldn't be nice to have some intimacy, but I want it to special, besides it does have a tendency to be mind altering.

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        • green_boogers

          Absolutely.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Thanks for the support.

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  • Aries

    I am still a virgin so I just use the excuse that masturbation feels better when asked why I don't have sex .

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  • green_boogers

    Fourteen years ago. I have trouble getting the babes.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      consider an investment in a ho

      now THAT pays dividends

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      • green_boogers

        I suppose renting women is cheapest in the long run, but she would have to be compassionate enough not to walk away before I can talk to her.

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  • VSpnklvr

    Been a little too long.....Any takers?!?!? ;) ;)

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      You put your ass on sale?

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    • Mytwin295

      I wouldnt be giving djibouti out to anyone... Who knows whats lurking out in the unknown!

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      • VSpnklvr

        Oh so true. I would never offer out disbouti to the great unknown. Just playing around and having a little fun.... That is unless your interested....... ;) ;)

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        • Mytwin295

          Ha! no ones getting my Djibouti except for my toilet.

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          • VSpnklvr

            Hehe....that made me laugh.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Over 2 years ago, around the holidays

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  • chained_rage

    Like... 5 years ago or something =/

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    This morning. I live at +1 TMG at the moment.

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    • green_boogers

      Are you dyslexic?

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      • Mr-Myrtos

        I might, even if I don't understand why you say it.

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        • green_boogers

          TMG or GMT?

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          • Mr-Myrtos

            Time Meridian Greenwich.TMG
            Its an acronym. You find this in many languages. Nothing wrong with it.

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            • green_boogers

              Interesting. I am used to GMT - Greenwich Mean Time. Btw, my time zone is -4.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I'm a virgin.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Nobody wants to hear about us old fogies gettin any.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Fat people do. Just so they can lose their lunch and their weight.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Sorry, missed the reply button and hit thumbs down. Did I mention that I'm old?
        Fat people? FAT people? OK, now you've made me mad, so here goes; At least I'm gettin some. lol

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          What a bad fat liar you are. You can always undo your thumbs-down vote.

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          • thegypsysailor

            Really? I read that you couldn't. OK, we'll see if it works.

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  • peterr2

    Does a guy sucking my cock count?

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  • LizardSkin

    almost a year.

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  • Mytwin295

    Not soon enough :c Ive only done it 3 times and thats 3 times too few.

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  • MisterPapaya

    Night before last. Yesterday we were too busy doing yard work :P

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's been so long, I lost count. I was told by others that I probably shouldn't even count those times since they were with women and not a man, so I honestly don't know.

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    • shuggy-chan

      soon... >8}

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        ★~(◠‿◕✿)

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      *pointing to Cuntsiclestick*:

      "You, me! Outside! Right now! Let's do it!
      No, wait! You, me! Inside! Right now! Let's do it!"

      hehe...

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Do what? Are we gonna bake a cake? I like cake, especially the warm cinnamon sugar kind with gobs of icing on it.

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          *sniff sniff* Hehe... We'll see about that.

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Yay! Cake! Yummy yummy!
            *dances*

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  • iEatZombies_

    Two days ago.

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  • Short4Words

    Never.

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  • Darkoil

    Last night, it was just a quick 10 minute shag.

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  • harddrystickysocks

    Last week. I think.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Not that memorable, eh? ;)

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  • rapelover

    Does it have to be consensual? Hope not

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    • I feel bad. This hasn't been thumbed down yet. Allow me to correct that.

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