When in doubt whip it out

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  • If you are making out and she gives you last minute resistance to sex you whip it out

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    • And then if she has any sense she'll whip it with a whip and run away to somewhere safe

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      • This is below your usual standard, please try again.

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        • OK, here goes .... hit it with a thorny stick and run away, laughing loudly

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