When i wake up, i always scream very loud "chicken"

There is no description, it is just what I say, I scream chicken every time that I wake up

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Would you still scream it if you woke up to someone holding a chicken to your face?

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  • RoseIsabella

    When I wake up I'm quiet so I can get used to the idea of actually being conscious for about thirty minutes at least. Then when I get out of bed I go to the kitchen, and feed my cat first thing. I also sing redundant songs that I made up ad nauseam to my cat... and yes, he seems to enjoy it!

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    • megadriver

      You're a lot more active than I am... First thing I mutter when I wake up is "fuck", cause I have to go to work and get up before 9.

      I get up, set the coffee maker, have a shower, drink coffee fairly quickly while browsing through facebook swiftly. Doing it all on autopilot. Finish coffee, put mug in dishwasher, get dressed, give sleeping girlfriend a quick kiss on the cheek and go to work, still zombified. Have second coffee at work and I can actually start to think XD

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      • RoseIsabella

        I'm only singing, because the cat makes me want to sing. 😉

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  • Ilovefood

    Pretty*

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  • Ilovefood

    Wow some pretty mean comments here idk Mabye it’s a dream you have, it’s happens sometimes with people it’s lrerty normal don’t worry

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  • citrusflavor122

    well you made me laugh

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  • ToffeeMe

    just like my chiropractor always says whenever he wants to eat chickaaaaan

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Okay then.

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