When i see a penis i think of it as gold.

^ it's vagina not virgina. -_-

and this post made me laugh. thanks for sharing it!

Well many guys seem to act like theirs are made of gold, ....

Hahahah that's what I thought of too is Austin powers goldmember

I dunno, man.
This reminds me too much of Goldmember in that Austin Powers movie...

When ever I see my penis. I get really disa pointed. I think I expect way too much outta the poor little guy.

Erect penises are a wonder to behold, but then again so are tight vaginas.

"He's got Midnas Touch but he touched it too much! Hey Goldmember! Hey Goldmember!"

Have you ever seen that film? Anyway, in a way it's nice that you hold the male genitalia in such a positive view. Because when you think about it the nude adult body is often very beautiful.

I think a hairless penis and a shaven virgina are the most beautiful things in the world

lol ^

I don't get that excited about it

More like a hot dog and, if you play with it good enough, you get a little mayonnaise.

I always thought that penises looked kinda funny. But you shouldn't want to laugh at a man's penis...