When i get hard. [technology is my gf]

Hello, my name is Lukmen. So when I see a new piece of technology it turns me on like donkey kong but when I see a female body with the tits and vagina I get turned off. Like the new Iphone 6, I masterbating to this phone. I see this as normal, but lets see what you guys think. I also buy all the new phones, computers, any tech stuff and I jerk off to it. Also my friend (a girl) was flirting with me and I didn't know what to do. So I ask for her phone and I jerk off to it. She had blode hair, blue eyes, big booty and big titties. All my friends like her, I don't.

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Comments ( 9 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    Objectophilia?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

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  • shuggy-chan

    I sent u this dick pic, but its not for u as much as its for ur phone

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  • megadriver

    Hahahaha! "Masterbating"? Is that like being extremely skilled in the art of masturbation? Kinda like a ninja of masturbation, the artisan of jacking off... XD

    Also jacking off to tech? Dude, get your head straight. Have sex with women. You can't fuck a phone, or a graphics card.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Technology fetish. How do you feel about robots?

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  • RoseIsabella

    ... blode hair.

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  • Thorolf

    You may have Mechanophilia. You like machines.

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  • moonlightshield

    LMAO this made me laugh too much

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  • WeirdMe

    omg this was funny

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  • eastbeast

    What did she say when she got her phone back covered in spunk?

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