When do you shower and why?

In the evening. It makes more sense to me. You aren't going to get unclean in bed, so why shower in the morning?

I shower whenever I damn well please, because that's how I roll.

Twice a day. My bathroom is a nice, clean area where I can think clearly and enjoy the solitude and take a shit or two. My own little marble and glass shell, clean, neat and without the noise, frustration and inevitable rage which comes from the dirty outside world.

Whenever the fuck I want, because my desire or need for a shower may arise at any time. Also partly because my parents were shower Nazis and even many, many years after I moved out of their house it's still a nice feeling to just take a shower whenever because I fucking feel like it. I couldn't bear to be on a shower schedule again even if it was self-imposed.

I shower in the morning to look and feel fresh for the day.

A few family members of mine shower in the morning but I don’t understand why... wouldn’t you want to be nice and clean of all that nasty human filth before you enter your nice cozy bed?

For some reason i like to shower at like 2 - 3 am

I used to shower in the evenings before bed. That's the best way in my opinion. Somewhere along the line i had to start showering in the morning because it made more sense due to the shift i was working. Now I'm stuck on that schedule until i can reajust again sometime in the future.

I have to shower frequently to get the blood and spit off of myself after I’ve been performing dentistry.

Depends on my schedule

In the morning because then it's out of the way.

both because i like to be clean when i wake up and clean in bed