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Satanism is a religion.
Get out. Really? I thought it was just what space cadets who believe Rosemary's Baby was a documentary called themselves. Or what paranoid Christians who call other people witches believe they worship. But an actual religion?
It's really more of a branch of atheism. It is all about self worship and really a bit tongue in cheek. There are actually a few rules too.
Like kissing satan's ass? I do that everyday at work. Maybe I can get a tax exemption.
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Nailed it.
It's actually got more rules (and better ones) than christianity.
My favourite is "if somebody bothers you ask them to stop, if they do not stop, destroy them"
Your response projects clarity. Some of us recognize your hidden talent to command the feeble-minded as a cult leader.
One day, oh someday, I shall, I will.
I want in on that nostrildamus. Yes.
Yes!
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Get out. Really? I thought it was just what space cadets who believe Rosemary's Baby was a documentary called themselves. Or what paranoid Christians who call other people witches believe they worship. But an actual religion?
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It's really more of a branch of atheism. It is all about self worship and really a bit tongue in cheek. There are actually a few rules too.
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Like kissing satan's ass? I do that everyday at work. Maybe I can get a tax exemption.
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Not quite lol
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It's actually got more rules (and better ones) than christianity.
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Your response projects clarity. Some of us recognize your hidden talent to command the feeble-minded as a cult leader.
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I want in on that nostrildamus. Yes.
Yes!