I once was getting to know this guy and he asked what my wildest fantasy was. Being fairly innocent, I thought "well that doesn't HAVE to be a sexual thing" and being boring, I said, "well, I'd love a pet panda." He asked if I'd wear something with the panda. I didn't quite understand and replied, "You mean like a shirt with a panda picture on it? Sure."
Then he said he liked being naked with horses and it made him hard. I said we were done talking for good, do not contact me again.
Suddenly the photos he'd sent of horse saddles made a bit more sense to me and I wish it hadn't :/
He probably is more suited to IIN than I am, when I think about it.
Whats your best fantasy you have?
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I once was getting to know this guy and he asked what my wildest fantasy was. Being fairly innocent, I thought "well that doesn't HAVE to be a sexual thing" and being boring, I said, "well, I'd love a pet panda." He asked if I'd wear something with the panda. I didn't quite understand and replied, "You mean like a shirt with a panda picture on it? Sure."
Then he said he liked being naked with horses and it made him hard. I said we were done talking for good, do not contact me again.
Suddenly the photos he'd sent of horse saddles made a bit more sense to me and I wish it hadn't :/
He probably is more suited to IIN than I am, when I think about it.
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Oh god, coffee=laughing isn't a good combo
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Awww :(
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Lol it's cool it mainly went on the kitchen side :D
Isn't it amazing the older you get, the more strangeness you come into contact with?
That story is too crazy to make up.
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This was like...2007...the memory still haunts me.