Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?

I dreamed that I walked outside and I saw Steve (someone I knew from elementary school) coming towards me. He attacked me, so I slit his throat with a protractor. Afterwards, I freaked out and tried to find a place to hide his body. I went into my front yard where I noticed that my car was buried under a massive sand-dune. I pulled a rusted wheel out of the trunk and forgot about it. A basin of salty water appeared in my front yard and I reasoned that the current season was summer, because the presence of sand-dunes and salt water made me think about the beach. Because investigations as to whether or not I killed Steve were under way, I was forced to come up with a plan. My plan was to kill Steve a second time, this time in broad daylight. My reasoning was that since I was being accused of having killed Steve, if I killed Steve a second time and there were witnesses, the authorities would be forced to drop the previous investigation against me, as having killed Steve once would imply that I couldn't do it again. So I walked into my back yard, Steve respawned, and I shot him in the head. The cops saw me do it and claimed that I was innocent of the charges brought against me. They didn't care that I killed Steve a second time.