Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?

Here I go, typing this all out again.

Well my weirest but most entertaining dream was this.

I was in a desert, a flat desert. The sky was red. I am standing in black jeans and a red collared shirt. Inront of me is a war. There are no guns or sharp weapons, just blunt clubs. Their clothes didn't belong to the modern world and were moreso suited to the attire people had in the days of Jesus and so on.

I stand there outside of the war just watching people being beaten to death, bodies on the floor with the skulls bashed open, blood everywhere. I'm standing infront of them all and I'm not noticed, as if I am invisible. I'm apathetic to it all.

After wathing it happen for a while there is a woman on the opposite end of the war from me. She's wearing a white thin but non-seethrough dress that is waving in the air like a dress would underwater. Her feed never touch the ground and she levitates a few inches off the ground, making her just taller than anybody in the war.

She makes her way in to the war. As soon as she is near any of the people in the war they just stop fighting and seem extremely happy. She makers her way straight through the war and soon there isn't a war, everybody is happy.

It becomes apparant that she was going through the war to reach me on the other end as she stops directly infront of me and smiles. I just stare at her, still with a look of apathy. She remains smiling and strokes her hand down my face. I start to smile. I then stroke the outside of my hand/fingers down her face while smiling. As my hand reaches halfway down her face she shows a look of fear/horror. I remain smiling. As my hand further strokes her face she starts to fade in to sand. Each layer of her skin fades away in to sand. Her skull soon exposes itself and also fades in to sand, blowing away in to the desert. Once she has completely fades, my hand drops to my side and my smile drops back in to a look of apathy. Everybody starts fighting and the war picks off where it left off.

After the sand from the woman in white fades completely from infront of me I see a tall stone alter with stairs leading up to a stone throne in the middle of the war. I start walking towards the alter. I walk forward and enter the war and still nobody seems to know I'm there. I walk through the war not even acknowledging what is going on around me.

I reach the bottom of the alter and look up at the throne at the top as dark red clouds appear. I take my first step and thunder starts. I continue walking and the thunder gets louder and red liquid starts heavily falling, I can only assume it is blood. It takes me a while to reach the top but when I do I immediatly turn around and sit down. I look down at the war still continuing and feel disgusted.

I look up at the sky and all I can see is the red liquid heavily falling on to my face. Then I woke up.

It was a weird dream and felt real. The dream was entertaining but it weirded me out.