Whats the craziest shit you've ever done bro

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  • Forced my HR manager to retire early because I recorded all of our conversations.
    He almost had a heart attack.

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    • In many jurisdictions, secret recordings of conversations are illegal and punishable by law with fines and jail time. That is why phone taps etc require a court order. Did you just admit to committing a felony?

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    • Details please.

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      • It's a very long story. And I do not live in the USA. I will try to make it short.
        HR manager was being a racist asshole. I recorded all our conversations. Never told him I did it but showed it to a colleague. I knew the motherfucker would go tell him.
        Then HRM wrote some letter about me participating in a political event (our job contract did not allow us to) and I got a letter from management. I replied to same stating that it was a trade union event to which I had full participation right and went on to quote every racist comments he had ever made. And I could quote him word for word as I had the videos.
        He got scared that I would use those videos and when things began to go down for him he retired.
        The story is way longer than that and span over more than 1 year.

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  • The craziest shit I did was I went dancing for no random reason inside the utility room outside of my garden while drunk and then I suddenly wake up naked with smashed up beer bottles somehow all over me. ( I don't know how I ended up waking up naked with beer bottles smashed up everywhere but it unexpectedly happened. )

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    • Went to a friends house and blacked out at like 11pm and woke up in my car at a church about 10 miles away at 8am with my car still running and my seat leaned back. This is a speed trap idk how cops didnt see me.

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  • When I was little I kind of tortured a cat because I was so overcome by how cute it is, I remember chasing it around tossing it around till one of it's legs went limp and walked weirdly. and when I was chasing it the cat went into some sand used for buildings and my hand missed the cat and dove straight into the sand, guess what my hand found, cat poop. My Hand grabbed fully a cat's poop, I believe it was the cat gods punishing me, divine judgement, I went home after that hopefully the cat is okay, but it should be dead by now by sheer lifespan.

    I of course don't do this anymore, as a kid I didn't know much but now I know better, maybe that's why I'm always nice to cats now.( I'm the dude that went through a mental issue just to feed a kitten in front of my office).

    I also stole a lot things as a kid, since I don't have money to buy food at school I stole them.

    You can mock me all you want about the cat, i know i'm at fault.

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  • I have a sea story how a bunch of inteligence bros on a navy ship got around an alcohol contraband search on board.

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    • Fuckin lit bro that sounds like a good memeory

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      • So one day I wake up in my bunk inside the inteligence sleeping compartment and I do my morning routine of eating breakfast and getting coffee. Took a stroll outside and saw the most peculiar thing when the ship security started to block aid our only way off the ship.

        Curious I asked one of the more senior inteligence guys (aka a 25 year old) about it. His eyes widened as he realized what is happening. He shouted it was a contraband search to the other inteligence guys. Who then started to stockpile their alcohol in the center of the room. Then someone took out around 8 empty milk gallon jugs (dont ask about what they were used for) and I saw their plan. We shoved our alcohol into bags and then attached them to the underside of the gallon jugs and tossed them overboard. The harbor was already crowded with garbage so it really wasn't that easy to spot. Our jobs were done and after the workday we fished them out and scrubbed the absolute shit out of the bottles. (That harbor was toxic)

        On the otherside of the ship in the general seaman sleeping quarters they didnt get an advanced warning of the search. So them being stupid decided to barricade the door (very stupid). First the MA tried to enter. Was refused entry... then the officer of the deck tried to gain entry... that didnt work. Then the XO tried to open the door.

        At that point the inside of the compartment was going through a little mutiny of their own and eventually enough people banded together to un-barricade the door. The next day I saw about 70 people on the topside of the ship in their dress white (how you knew they were in deep shit) every one of them was getting their ass chewed by the captain about mutiny and taking responsibility for your actions. From that like 14 sailors got captains masted. The rest was confined to their quarters for the next 3 days.

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        • What was the punishment of the 14 who got masted?

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  • What do you mean by crazy?

    Illegal: probably the near dozen Masked assaults i've committed on those that wronged me or my loved ones.

    Sport: either the time I won Gold with a torn ACL in submission wrestling or the time I beat a regional arm wrestling champion in a friendly arm wrestling match (only because I made him laugh during said match).

    Sexual: nothing unless you count me walking out when I got bored the one and only time I had it.

    Parties: nothing unless you count two fights.

    Driving: I've been driving without a license for 8 years and never got pulled over once.

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    • I love your “walking out of sex” story, it’s iconic.

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      • A lot of people give me shit for it saying I was a bit of a dick to do that. Also Unrelated, but what was your comment to me a few days ago because the Old Post got deleted and I didn't get to read it.

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        • I did something slightly similar this chic at a party wanted to fuck and we made out and shit. I didnt want to have to reject her but she takes me to a bedroom. I was still a virgin. And she was grabbing on me telling me to have sex with her. I told her hold on Ill be right back I gotta piss. And I left the room and went to the kitchen trying to pretend im too drunk to understand. She came in there calling me a faggot. She was mad.

          She was kind of pretty but she smoked cigarettes alot and she would spit all over the ground when she smoked. I just found it unlady-like.

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          • I was already about 4 minutes into it, was thinking to myself "well she seems to be enjoying it, might as well keep going" then it dawned on me "wait a minute I don't love this girl why the fuck should I care if she's enjoying it, I'm not enjoying it & that's all I care about" shoved her off me & left.

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  • I committed a crime when I was younger. Got a thrill out of it.

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  • I want to tell a old story about a dog and a stick and an asshole but I know no one will believe it

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    • Try me.

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      • When me and my friend were about 11 he had a golden retriever. We were playing fetch with the dog. My friend threw a stick. The dog turns around and starts running the opposite direction we are facing. I throw the stick at the dog while it's running trying to make it land next to the dog and scare it. This stick flies like 30 feet through the air twirling in circles and one side of the stick lands in the dogs butthole. The dog freaks out and turns around and bites the stick and the stick fell out.

        I swear to god on my soul this happened duuudd. This is one of those stories no one ever believes me. We were rolling around laughing on the ground for like 2 minutes straight.

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