Whats the best way to ask a guy for his dick?

"I say, isn't it a lovely day. In fact, today is such a nice day, I really feel I need to suck on someone's dick. Would you be so kind as to extricate yours from your clothing so I may gobble it freely?"

Being straight and not at all into other guys, I'm not sure if this would work - but it seems like a nice way to ask.

"only not gay just enjoye head."

Wha... what?

Sounds like a good way to get punched if your in homophobic USA.

Hand cuff him to the bed. Say, "I don't bite." Start deep throating.

You would be surprised, most males really don't care about who's sucking their cock. I'm a fag and I simply ask and let them know that I will DEFINITELY be swallowing their CUM LOAD.

If you were a women you need only ask

i love when wife wakes me up with my cock in her mouth

Rob him. At gun point for maximum efficiency. You can probably get a wallet and a roll of certs out of it aswell.

You said you're straight but into a 3-way couple idea, and you as a man wanting to suck another man, am I right so far?

I'm not gay (or interested in doing this as a straight guy), but usually when a guy WANTS to do this they are actually Bi, or in fact closet gay. The point is, straight guys don't get turned on by sucking another guy's cock! I know strange as shit. So therefore you must be Bi? (I think).

Anyway, the best way for you to do this is by being in one of these open sexual encounters with a couple, and then start to make closer and closer moves to the other guy. You can basically feel the situation.

Above all, I would not state ask a straight guy if you can suck his dick! There is NO way of 'asking' this safely in my opinion. It must be done in the heat of the movement with subtle moves.

I can't believe I even wrote that! :D

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Topic is asking.not what the sexal pref.on the asker...so on that point i would think a gal would be easist to ask seems a dude would have some risk an more regections...thats my view. An waking up to some chick blowing ya.well thats just hot.some dude most would be upset but that is a pref.of the cocks owner...lol

Anyone see the hottie on u tube asking for cock?

Do not try. Stop being his friend immediately. Stick to gay dicks.

Grab his cock and say give me that dick boy!!!

Are you Asian?

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