What would your reaction be if someone kicked you in the testicles?

None of the above.

I would have exactly 2.5 seconds to get my hands around the throat of this person before the crippling pain causes my fingers to clench hard enough to dent a car bumper.

Punch them in the face then shed a manly tear

none of the above I would ask her to do it again once I regained my composer.

I would let a girl kick me and enjoy it sounds so sexy this is one of my fetishes.

Haha, all of the above probably (except the peeing part).

Why is it you can only check one box? Why don't they have one that says (ALL The ABOVE!)

i would be on the ground for a while then tackle them and get up and kick their balls harder than they did to me XD

Were I able to, I'd kick their ass (or at least try), and give their genitalia a well-deserved curb-stomp.
Oh, does that sound a little too mean? Kicking someone in the balls is a bitch move, and a bitch move deserves some serious vengeance. If I'd managed to incapacitate him/her and was still unsatisfied, I might relieve my bladder on them as well.

Lie down on knees and then raise up like super saiyan 3 !