I can see the problem here, Clunk. Malicious sperm homicide also breaks a link of the chain, according to your Catholic interpretation. And through neglect, you have wiped out millions of spermlets through your grievous nocturnal emissions. Your great anxiety that you will never reach heaven is gravely warranted.
You are starting to realize what God has known since the beginning of time; which is that your name is NOT in the Book of the Living.
Sleep ejaculation is not a sin, as it is not intended. To claim that it is a sin is like claiming that letting your neighbor get shot in the middle of the night by a criminal without knowing that the criminal was there is a sin. Predestination is a false doctrine that promotes nothing but foolishness and laziness. The truth will be revealed on the day of judgement.
Well, you are not going to heaven. For a clearer view of the future I looked in to my crystal ball. I could see you on your death bed. Then, your soul left your body and started descending into the shaft of a volcano. You smelled the caustic sulphur out fumes which relaxed you due to your eproctophilia. As you got closer to the bottom, the shrieking and howling of the damned became louder.
Upon arrival, spirits were being sodomized for torture. Your job was reading the bible to them. This contributed to their agony because it was too late to help them. But, your job helped you have a huge superiority attitude.
Fast forward and it was time to throw the damned into the lake of fire for the second death. You were enjoying watching it all. Finally, you were the only one left. I sensed you would be sent to a neutral place with no pleasure or pain, like a refrigeration of your soul in nothingness at the bottom of a cold ocean abyss.
Then, my crystal ball went blank. I know nothing more.
There's nothing I can argue with from that reply because it was entirely made up. If it were true, you'd have to use a crystal ball to call upon the devil to give you glimpses of the future. You also continue to claim that you know whether or not someone is damned, which is a sin. If what you claim to have done and seen is correct, you are more likely to have damned yourself than to have proven my damnation. Also, if you did see such a thing, you would be able to describe in detail what I look like, but I know that you cannot describe what I look like in detail, since you did not actually see anything you claim to have seen.
I do not know if someone is damned. But I do know you should be very very worried about going to heaven. That said, in my vision, you did not suffer in hell. You found it mildly enjoyable in a strange way. I am only speculating about your resting place at the bottom of a cold ocean abyss. I did not actually see that.
You claim to know what I have seen, but you do not know. All the more reason that you should be very worried. Your eproctophilia is a "sign" that your soul is preparing itself for the fumes of hell. I only hope that you wake up from this horrible dream you are living. There is still time.
Everyone should be trying to get to Heaven, as few do. That's not even how Hell works. No one is happy in Hell: not the devil, not his angels, and not humans. Hell isn't even cold; it's full of fire. Eproctophilia is nothing more than a temptation from the devil. Your attempting to read signs where there are none is not a moral practice. I know that you did not see what you claim to have, and you have even proven that I was correct in saying that you did not see what you claimed to have. Claiming to have seen something that you did not see is lying, and lying about something like the fate of someone's soul is a mortal sin.
I never said you were "happy" in hell. Only that your suffering was light. It was compensated for slightly by your mild enjoyment of preaching to condemned souls.
I am going to say this only once, and it is likely the only warning you may ever get in your lifetime. That is that, "You are a Denialist." Your biblical stream-of-consciousness wishful thinking is not helping you. May God have mercy on your arrogant soul. Amen.
What would your anti-piracy measure be if you made a video game?
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I can see the problem here, Clunk. Malicious sperm homicide also breaks a link of the chain, according to your Catholic interpretation. And through neglect, you have wiped out millions of spermlets through your grievous nocturnal emissions. Your great anxiety that you will never reach heaven is gravely warranted.
You are starting to realize what God has known since the beginning of time; which is that your name is NOT in the Book of the Living.
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Sleep ejaculation is not a sin, as it is not intended. To claim that it is a sin is like claiming that letting your neighbor get shot in the middle of the night by a criminal without knowing that the criminal was there is a sin. Predestination is a false doctrine that promotes nothing but foolishness and laziness. The truth will be revealed on the day of judgement.
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Well, you are not going to heaven. For a clearer view of the future I looked in to my crystal ball. I could see you on your death bed. Then, your soul left your body and started descending into the shaft of a volcano. You smelled the caustic sulphur out fumes which relaxed you due to your eproctophilia. As you got closer to the bottom, the shrieking and howling of the damned became louder.
Upon arrival, spirits were being sodomized for torture. Your job was reading the bible to them. This contributed to their agony because it was too late to help them. But, your job helped you have a huge superiority attitude.
Fast forward and it was time to throw the damned into the lake of fire for the second death. You were enjoying watching it all. Finally, you were the only one left. I sensed you would be sent to a neutral place with no pleasure or pain, like a refrigeration of your soul in nothingness at the bottom of a cold ocean abyss.
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There's nothing I can argue with from that reply because it was entirely made up. If it were true, you'd have to use a crystal ball to call upon the devil to give you glimpses of the future. You also continue to claim that you know whether or not someone is damned, which is a sin. If what you claim to have done and seen is correct, you are more likely to have damned yourself than to have proven my damnation. Also, if you did see such a thing, you would be able to describe in detail what I look like, but I know that you cannot describe what I look like in detail, since you did not actually see anything you claim to have seen.
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I do not know if someone is damned. But I do know you should be very very worried about going to heaven. That said, in my vision, you did not suffer in hell. You found it mildly enjoyable in a strange way. I am only speculating about your resting place at the bottom of a cold ocean abyss. I did not actually see that.
You claim to know what I have seen, but you do not know. All the more reason that you should be very worried. Your eproctophilia is a "sign" that your soul is preparing itself for the fumes of hell. I only hope that you wake up from this horrible dream you are living. There is still time.
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Everyone should be trying to get to Heaven, as few do. That's not even how Hell works. No one is happy in Hell: not the devil, not his angels, and not humans. Hell isn't even cold; it's full of fire. Eproctophilia is nothing more than a temptation from the devil. Your attempting to read signs where there are none is not a moral practice. I know that you did not see what you claim to have, and you have even proven that I was correct in saying that you did not see what you claimed to have. Claiming to have seen something that you did not see is lying, and lying about something like the fate of someone's soul is a mortal sin.
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I never said you were "happy" in hell. Only that your suffering was light. It was compensated for slightly by your mild enjoyment of preaching to condemned souls.
I am going to say this only once, and it is likely the only warning you may ever get in your lifetime. That is that, "You are a Denialist." Your biblical stream-of-consciousness wishful thinking is not helping you. May God have mercy on your arrogant soul. Amen.