What would you say

Archaic word, also please refrain from using ists and isms.

"Where'd all my humour go!?"

My what a small penis I have

I am conflicted and always have been. My two opposites are very defined in my mind to the point where I have two opposing opinions on everything I come across in life. So if I was the opposite, I suppose I wouldn't be conflicted, but in what way? Would I be the negative side or my positive side?

It is a coincidence you used the "this is too hard" option, because I really don't know, it is too hard.

As I am now, I can watch beheadings and be entirely thrilled, laugh, and completely enjoy watching it, even while understanding it was real, even when that makes it feel more thrilling and enjoyable.
Then there is the side that doesn't know why I laughed, found it completely enjoyable, and so on. So much so that I feel disgusted.

I spend too much time trying to figure out the type of person I am. Stared too much in the mirror to try put my finger on it, but I can't come to a conclusion.

Perhaps I'm just a bad person, knowing I shouldn't be and want to be more positive, but always slipping in to that sadistic side.

So I can't say I know what I would say or who I would be as an opposite. I don't even know who I am now.

I suppose that is a struggle a lot of people have in humanity.

Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Don't cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't bite the mailman

Hey there good looking.....

Pfft..

"Why yes, I DO have that money I owe you!"

I'd be a little girl living in a war-torn country too young to speak, let alone comprehend the horrors I had seen :*(

I would be a frat boy!

I really hope radar deleted her own comment, and not someone else deleted it for her, cos it was brilliant, for anyone who got the joke...

The opposite of myself would be a confident, down to earth guy so I'll probably just say something like, go with the flow.

Perfect! Somebody to balance me out.

If I was the opposite of myself I'd be super nice and outgoing. I'd say I love everyone, and probably be a tree hugging hippie.

Um, I don't know. I'm not sure what opposite banana would be like.:S Ugh, I wouldn't be a Cucumber, would I?:/

I guess I would give a well thought out, kind and helpful reply full of insight and wisdom.

Ain't happenin bitches!!!!!!!!