What would you rather do?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Get on a plane with a broken toe, farting on a dentist next to me as i jump out eventually landing on some dog poo and dying.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago | pl

      Well i rather get "painfully filled" by my denist by having him jump out a airplane and as he lands he stabs my ass with his toe, (which breaks it) as a fart really loudly and since his toe plugged my butt, the fart backs up and i die and my body falls into my dog's poo right infront of her

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      • Your_name_here
        11 years ago | pl

        Ok let me take a crack at this.

        Your lover picks you up from the dentist near the airport. Due to the pain meds from your painful filling you are unable to avoid the dog poop right in front of you. You are so embarrassed that you run and hide in a nearby plane. The plane begins to take off and you cry out in shock. A crew member comes in to check out the disturbance but it's to dark to see so he lights a match. This surprises you so much you let out a huge fart. As the gas meets the flame the plane explodes. As you fall you grab a parachute and deploy it but it gets tangled with your toe and before you free yourself you slam into the earth dying on impact.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago | pl

        Well played

        Nostril

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  • Subfinmatic
    11 years ago | pl

    Can I change fart to shit because it's not EXTREME enough lol.

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  • RinRinRon
    11 years ago | pl

    Sky diving all the way! XD

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago | pl

    The plane things sounds like fun.

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago | pl

    Fart very loudly in public and then look angrily at the guy next to me.

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  • Aleks85
    11 years ago | pl

    Jump out of a plane, it's the only thing on the list I actually would love to experience.

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    • Ono
      11 years ago | pl

      Same. I'm glad they specified with a parachute though.

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  • misca
    11 years ago | pl

    "Step in dog poo in front of your lover"

    That would be me stepping in dog poo in front of... me myself. :)

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