Ah what?! You guys and gals got this ALL wrong. Let me tell you how to react if a gunman who burst into a classroom.
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: No, I disagree
*Gunman targets Chives first*
Chives: Shit im dying..
….
Fuck..
Ok ok second try.
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Now hold on right there good sir! Don’t you think this could be resolved over a good game of chess?
Gunman: Are you being fucking serious im going to kill you!
Chives: Now now let me just take out life insur..
*gunman kills Chives first*
…..
Oh come ON!!
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Well I seemed to have shit myself
Gunman: You’ll be dead so don’t dwell on it
Chives: Ah, I see you are a man of action, good show!
*Gunman laughs*
Gunman: Ok that was pretty fucking funny
Chives: Thank you so want to talk
Gunman: Hmm, NO
*Gunman shoots Chives first*
Chives: Well bollocks…
…..
Ok, final try..
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Oh that sounds like a bad idea but its your life
Gunman: Glad you think so Ill start with you first then!
Chives: Shit
*Gunman.. shoots Chives first*
NOPE cant be done…. Or can it?? ONE MORE GO AROUND!
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: WAIT wait..
Gunman: Any last words asshole?!
Chives: Well yes, um why am I in school, I am a British man and ive never been to America.. also I am nearly 30 years of age. Cheerio you crazy kids all the best!
*Chives uses teleportation that he learned when he reached 21*
What would you do in case of an active shooter in your classroom/school?
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Ah what?! You guys and gals got this ALL wrong. Let me tell you how to react if a gunman who burst into a classroom.
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: No, I disagree
*Gunman targets Chives first*
Chives: Shit im dying..
….
Fuck..
Ok ok second try.
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Now hold on right there good sir! Don’t you think this could be resolved over a good game of chess?
Gunman: Are you being fucking serious im going to kill you!
Chives: Now now let me just take out life insur..
*gunman kills Chives first*
…..
Oh come ON!!
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Well I seemed to have shit myself
Gunman: You’ll be dead so don’t dwell on it
Chives: Ah, I see you are a man of action, good show!
*Gunman laughs*
Gunman: Ok that was pretty fucking funny
Chives: Thank you so want to talk
Gunman: Hmm, NO
*Gunman shoots Chives first*
Chives: Well bollocks…
…..
Ok, final try..
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: Oh that sounds like a bad idea but its your life
Gunman: Glad you think so Ill start with you first then!
Chives: Shit
*Gunman.. shoots Chives first*
NOPE cant be done…. Or can it?? ONE MORE GO AROUND!
*Gunman runs in*
Gunman: Im going to kill you all!
Chives: WAIT wait..
Gunman: Any last words asshole?!
Chives: Well yes, um why am I in school, I am a British man and ive never been to America.. also I am nearly 30 years of age. Cheerio you crazy kids all the best!
*Chives uses teleportation that he learned when he reached 21*
HA.. got em!