What would you do in case of an active shooter in your classroom/school?

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  • Ah what?! You guys and gals got this ALL wrong. Let me tell you how to react if a gunman who burst into a classroom.

    *Gunman runs in*

    Gunman: Im going to kill you all!

    Chives: No, I disagree

    *Gunman targets Chives first*

    Chives: Shit im dying..

    ….

    Fuck..

    Ok ok second try.

    *Gunman runs in*

    Gunman: Im going to kill you all!

    Chives: Now hold on right there good sir! Don’t you think this could be resolved over a good game of chess?

    Gunman: Are you being fucking serious im going to kill you!

    Chives: Now now let me just take out life insur..

    *gunman kills Chives first*

    …..

    Oh come ON!!

    *Gunman runs in*

    Gunman: Im going to kill you all!

    Chives: Well I seemed to have shit myself

    Gunman: You’ll be dead so don’t dwell on it

    Chives: Ah, I see you are a man of action, good show!

    *Gunman laughs*

    Gunman: Ok that was pretty fucking funny

    Chives: Thank you so want to talk

    Gunman: Hmm, NO

    *Gunman shoots Chives first*

    Chives: Well bollocks…

    …..

    Ok, final try..

    *Gunman runs in*

    Gunman: Im going to kill you all!

    Chives: Oh that sounds like a bad idea but its your life

    Gunman: Glad you think so Ill start with you first then!

    Chives: Shit

    *Gunman.. shoots Chives first*

    NOPE cant be done…. Or can it?? ONE MORE GO AROUND!

    *Gunman runs in*

    Gunman: Im going to kill you all!

    Chives: WAIT wait..

    Gunman: Any last words asshole?!

    Chives: Well yes, um why am I in school, I am a British man and ive never been to America.. also I am nearly 30 years of age. Cheerio you crazy kids all the best!

    *Chives uses teleportation that he learned when he reached 21*

    HA.. got em!

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