Some people say saw off Florida and let it float away, but "zombie incidents" have happened in other places too. I would: 1. Become a marital arts master and acquire magical abilities. Then the zombies could be eradicated if. If it failed then 2. All healthy people should evacuate the planet.
"Marital arts master and acquire magical abilities"
Yes! You could magically force the zombies to marry each other and settle down! They'll be so busy focusing on their relationship and raising a stable Nuclear family they'll forget about all the face eating and brain munching they used to do!
What would you do in a zombie real apocalypse?
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Some people say saw off Florida and let it float away, but "zombie incidents" have happened in other places too. I would: 1. Become a marital arts master and acquire magical abilities. Then the zombies could be eradicated if. If it failed then 2. All healthy people should evacuate the planet.
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"Marital arts master and acquire magical abilities"
Yes! You could magically force the zombies to marry each other and settle down! They'll be so busy focusing on their relationship and raising a stable Nuclear family they'll forget about all the face eating and brain munching they used to do!
Genius :P
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Hahahahaha I love your comments.