What would you do in a zombie real apocalypse?

Die.

Party on a yacht until I die of a drug OD. You see zombies can't swim so i'd be safe on the yacht but I wouldn't want to live there forever so i'd have to check out but only the funnest way possible.

Stock up on everything I need and then kill the fuckers and repeat.

Stock up on medicine. Hide in a Walmart. Of course I would steal guns and ammo. If I die which I most likely will I l'll just become one of the zombies.

Both, and more. I would fight, hide, and survive. I would stock up on canned foods and those noodle things, grab things for heat, take them all up stairs, knock out my stairs with a sledgehammer so the zombies could never get me upstairs, and find weapons. Then I would stay there for about a week, then start to explore, killing zombies, finding people to make a group, etc.

I'd Google "How to kill a zombie", which I just did. Google says chop off their heads with a chainsaw. So I'd then Google "local chainsaw factory", which I just did.

I'm set. Bring it on, zombies!

Weapon, transport, food, hiding, visit people i don't like, go to the "special school" to save Allistalla and the other retarded kids because you can't just leave them there......

i know a ghost with a ship, imma be fine

I'd probably hide and try to avoid zombies. Ya I would loot a lot but I also would see an apocalypse as something nice.

No.

I am tired of hear everyone in the world talking about a "zombie apocalpypse". They have no clue how stupid they sound. Apocalpypse comes from the Greek apokálypsis and means something along the lines of "the big reveal" or "lifting of the veil." Apocalpypse has nothing to do with the end of the world or armageddon.

go to walmart and play with the speaker displays until a zombie got me and then i'd be one

I would go to the nearest gun store. Get some guns and start blowing their heads off. stock some ammo as well and I'd make sure I have a small gun in my pockets in case I'm at a dead end just for me. Let not forget the medicine and teammates. Ah, feels just like black ops.(I've been playing it alil too much)

Whats up with all these zombie posts?

I would take over a city block of apartments, set up ziplines between them, and make sure I'm near a locked down library with lots of books on urban agriculture

Id do what they are doing on the show "The Walking Dead" Stock up on guns and ammo and stick to a group.

I'd also attempt to form a relationship with the hottest /slash/ coolest chick in the group.

Among the necessities, I'd stock up on as much Adderall and Ritalin as possible. I'm not trying to sleep around a bunch of zombies.

hit the pharmacy for all the pain killers and anti depressants you know shit to help me get fucked up and forget about the situation im in and while im their id grab some antibiotics and other shit to help stay healthy band aids night quill etc. i could trade them with random people for food and supplies post up in my house with all the windows and doors boarded up wait that shit out and hopefully find some pot to smoke during all this

Both, it's not just the zombies I'd be worried about either.

Then I'd be fine with dying after I find a Hostess truck filled with twinkies and snow balls.

Become a zombie and go infect others.

I would be killed

Either way you would die.. So I guess it doesn't really matter which way you go.

I would make a quick run around town to get every bit of ammunition and food that my car could hold. Then I would climb on the roof of my apartment complex and have a hay day busting some zombie skulls!

For real though, I would probably head up to my family farm. It is in a very underpopulated area so the zombie attacks would be scarce. Then I would set about living off of the land, gardening and hunting like we did when I was a child! Also, there are several large houses and 2 large barns at the farm, and a ton of land, so I would welcome any other survivors as well!

Depends on the plague.. if the animals are left alive head into the mountains and slowly lose all my "humanity". The zombie encounters are scarce and not many survivors will head this way anyway. There is no point of fighting zombies, at least when you kill survivors you can take what they have.

If the animals turn undead too -we're all screwed. barricade myself and scavange as much as I can.

The bottom line -I won't deliberately attack anyone, zombies or survivors, unless they threaten me in some way.

Probably hide, since fighting might increase my odds of becoming infected. I don't know how to handle a gun, so I don't have much to contribute in a fight

Some people say saw off Florida and let it float away, but "zombie incidents" have happened in other places too. I would: 1. Become a marital arts master and acquire magical abilities. Then the zombies could be eradicated if. If it failed then 2. All healthy people should evacuate the planet.

Build an army and fight.

I would try to stay hidden for as long as possible.

Well even though i dont really see how it would be possible i would say i would do what i had to do but try to avoid a fight if possible.