What would you do if your pet magically turned into a human?

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  • Is she a dog, or a cat? What kinda bugs does she eat?

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    • Dog. She likes to eat almost little creepy crawly we see on our walks, like tiny roaches or those big ants.

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      • Oh my God, that is pretty gross, but it would be kinda funny if she were a really beautiful human, although it would then be not just gross, but really gross.

        My cat used to be quite fond of torturing the odd hapless spider in his youth. Now he has an annoying habit of eating my hair which I can't stand. He doesn't mess with my hair when it's on my head, but when I brush my hair, and it sheds he likes to eat that stuff, and I can't stand it.

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        • It is gross! Just recently after my dog went on a walk, I found something on my bed. It was like one and a half inches long and it was pretty thick too, shaped like a bean, and it was a cream color. And thankfully before I touched it I took a closer look and realized it was some type of wormy bug. I FREAKED OUT. Made my little brother take it away after he sorta freaked out too. I knew it had to be my dog that put that thing there. She must have found it during the walk, scooped it up into her mouth and brought it back without anyone even noticing! I love my dog and I know she loves me, but this is the most fucked up thing she ever did to me.

          And your cat, that’s crazy how he eats your fallen hair. It would drive me crazy too! Do you get worried that the hair doesn’t digest in him?

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          • When he poops after eating my hair that shed onto the floor after I brushed it his poop is the fecal equivalent of soap on a rope. It's poop on a hair! It's something that only happens on rare occasion, but it's disturbing when it does happen.

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        • I imagine if your siamese was a human he'd try to imitate you.

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          • If he were human he'd be following me everywhere, and always wanting to cuddle. He might imitate me, but I still think my kitty is perfect just the way he is. I think I'd rather have a cat all over me, and always up in my space. If he were suddenly human he might be upset about being too big to ride on my shoulders.

            I just don't see any advantages to my my perfect, little Siamese cat suddenly turning into a human being, it would be such a waste, and a disappointment. I didn't sign up to share my life with a person, and always put a person first. I signed up for sublime pleasure of feline companionship, I think a human being could possibly be a burden. I do believe my cat has a soul so the important thing would be my cat's soul, but I do prefer my cat over most people.

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