Step 1: Bring guns and parachutes
Step 2: Climb and search for treasure
Step 3: Shoot at anything trying to stop me from looting
Step 4: Parachute down
Step 5: Profit! I'll make a killing on the black market, selling the treasure.
PS: Somewhere between steps 2 and 3... Have my way with a fairytale princess if I find one
What would you do if you found a giant beanstalk?
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Step 1: Bring guns and parachutes
Step 2: Climb and search for treasure
Step 3: Shoot at anything trying to stop me from looting
Step 4: Parachute down
Step 5: Profit! I'll make a killing on the black market, selling the treasure.
PS: Somewhere between steps 2 and 3... Have my way with a fairytale princess if I find one