What would you do if teens threw fast food at you

If you were working in a fast food place as the cashier in a drive-thru, and some teenagers thought it'd be funny to toss a milkshake or other food at you through the window, then realized they were stuck between cars and couldn't get away, what would you do?

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  • Ellenna

    Laugh and laugh and laugh, but before that take photo's of them and their car rego plates, then go to facebook

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    • LifeSoLovely

      I think Ellenna needs professional help :)

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  • brutus

    Severe beating coming their way

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  • BlackCandle

    I think I'd just sigh. I might fantasize about beating them up or torturing them later.

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  • Boojum

    Tempting to do all sorts of stuff, but like Rose says, it's not worth losing your job and possibly getting arrested. Refer to manager and let them decide.

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  • Faceless

    Hate crimes would go down

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  • RoseIsabella

    I dunno, but I wouldn't do anything that might cost my job.

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  • megadriver

    If I was working as a cashier at a drive thru, I wouldn't have anything to lose, so I'd video them, call the cops and if anyone gives me any shit, I'd tell them to fuck themselves and find a better job.

    If I wasn't a drive thru cashier (Thank God I'm not), I'd beat the shit out of them and still press charges. A little bribe goes a long way...

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  • TerriAngel

    Your uniform is company property, so who cares.
    What does seem to work pretty well.
    Camera phone, u tube, gos viral, you're on Oprah, Bill Gates offers you an internship.
    The shitheads get shamed and humiliation on a national level.

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  • Skyrim420

    Well, I wouldn't wanna lose my job or anything. I'd probably give them a stern talking to about how I make minimum wage and I'm just trying to make some money and do my job here So that I can pay my rent and my bills. (If it was due to a f***** up order something, I would definitely tell them that it's not my fault, it's the cooks fault or whatever). After that, I would probably call The manager in, so that he could give them a stern talking as well!

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  • PierceBoyle

    Record everything and extort their family with the footage.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd probably take their plates down, get a good look at them, call the cops, and press charges when they're found. I'm an apathetic asshole that has no problem showing them that silly impulse actions have consequences. Lol

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  • Ummitsstillme

    I would wait for them to come back and teach them "shock and awe" food fight warfare. They are essentially caught in a "killzone" stuck between two cars. You work there so you essentially have an unlimited supply of large milkshake ammunition to "blitzkrieg" their asses with.

    Spreadfire homing fries and ketchup soaked burger mortar launches should make them think twice before bringing that weak ass shit in your house. If they're foolish enough to have an open sunroof, that's when you drop the nuke. "Did someone order a large soggy bag of mayo?"

    Dont be afraid to drop corny corporate lines while you're doing this either like, "you had to 'have it your way'" or "are you loving it yet?" and my personal favorite, "here comes fourth meal!"

    Sure you'll get fired but you'll have the last laugh and a hell of a story to tell for years to come.

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    • TerriAngel

      Stillme?
      If you're gonna play war.
      Boiling hot deep fryer oil gos a lot further.

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      • Ummitsstillme

        It's a food fight...TerriAngel you are a monster if using boiling hot oil is an option...Ifa you haven't chosen a religion, I hear Islam is recruiting people that like to throw boiling hot oil, or acid on people.

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        • TerriAngel

          Umisitstill,lame.
          I play to win.
          Or, I'is only joking.
          Take your pick.
          I'm not muslim but that's not the issue.
          Why do you bring religion bashing into a simple food fight?
          You want to blame muslims,Allah, or Islam for being violent.
          Damn are you ignorant.
          I'm closer to being what you call a nazi.
          You are so quick to throw frys and labels.
          But to stupid to actually stop and think.
          But, please.
          Keep working for minimum wage, sniff meth to calm down.
          You are right, I'm sure.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Beat dat ass.

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  • raisinbran

    I wouldn't touch them but I'd fuck up their car.

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  • IrishPotato

    Take a picture AT LEAST.

    Anything else would lose me my job and it's not worth it.

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  • nikkiclaire

    Honestly I would probably stand there looking stupid but take mental note of who they were. They'd never be served again while I was anywhere in the store as I'd let all co-workers know.

    The next time they came in with the munchies they'd be denied and forced to eat taco bell.

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    • leggs91200

      That is a little harsh. People get food poisoning at Taco Bell all the time.

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  • CozmoWank

    Pull out a shotgun from below the counter.

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    • leggs91200

      Would you start ass-cap busting like a mutha fuggah?

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      • CozmoWank

        Damn right! I'd be screaming "you forgot your mutha fuggan happy meal!" while blasting away.

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        • megadriver

          Sounds like a perfect line for GTA XD
          Where you'd fuck around with the burger guy, he'd get pissed and start shooting at you XD

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        • leggs91200

          Do you know if McDonald's has a "pissed off meal"?

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