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Say they were in your lounge and they leant to one side, lifted a cheek and ripped a massive fart that reeked. Would you say anything?
If it was someone I know pretty well, I'd probably joke about it at first, spray air freshener and ask them to not do that again if they can help it because smelly farts make me vomit (and it's a very painful vomiting).
If it was someone I didn't know...like someone who came by for some sort of business purpose...I would call them a disgusting motherfucker, demand they leave and (if applicable) report it to their boss or post a review online.
Farts are funny and I like farting but there's a point where it becomes too rude and disgusting.
Visitor friend: laugh it off.
Visitor other: won't make a scene, unless they're repeat offenders.
I had reply ready "First I was thinking of the story of the bad wolf and the 3 little piggies.. My original thought was that I wouldn't be worried if someone farted at my house. It has been build strong enough to withstand serious storms, so someone standing outside and who was trying to fart at my house would not worry me (to be exact, I wouldn't be worried regarding my house)
I would however be seriously worried if I knew the person, fearing he might have reverted back to an infantile fart obsessions. Would consider sending him to a doctor to find out exact reason for him being impotent, causing him to fixate on something not dependent on being masculine or potent, ie a "stickywincky-poopoo-fartyfartyfart" obsession and a strong desire to display his shame and impotency by standing outside and making feeble, silly and desperate attempts at somehow using farts to get the attention of the party going on inside." but then read the body of our question and guess I totally failed to give the answer you wanted and were looking for, so I apologize.