What would you do if a stranger ran up to you and tried to cut you?

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  • Politely ask them to stop then return to my steak, nothing interrupts steak

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    • But what if they want to use their knife make YOU the steak for the next person that orders it. How can you remain calm when your physical being is at stake? Heck, that "steak" you're eating could be the last victim of this strangers mad knifing spree. Don't take that chance, man.

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    • Well judging by the way you look, i guess no one interrupted your steak since 1990.

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      • * rubs eyes *

        How'd you know I was eating steaks before my birth!!?

        You clever bastard you

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      • Oh Crusades. You are so sexy. I'd just love to flash you my lovely breast implants while throat fucking you with my thick, meaty cock.

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