Lucien watches battle while eating popcorn and nachos from high ground with bow in hand. Holds bow to Itduz "Hey let me up there jerk" "Be a man dont run use you're sexy Itduz powers to seduce the ape." Itduz "No one can resist my beauty muwhwahaha! Sways lucious hair in the wind, rips shirt off shows ghostly body,dances micheal jackson style
Ape smiles approvingly gets a boner tackles down Itduz "Nooo dont take that off I wana get to know you.. wait lets just be friends" Ape sees Itduzes package growls and rips it off in a single yank" "Ape picks up giant bolder to crush Itduz "Lucien fires an arrow it goes through the apes heart falls over and dies.
*Itduz passes out wakes up and looks down and sees nothing, and looks up and what whaaa? My hair! My prized possession! Luciennnn!!!! Lucien *Looks up at new hair and looks down at new dinger* "I AM THE ITDUZ"...*Sways lucious hair in the wind* So it begins an EPIC journey to retrieve the holy hair of Itduz.
What would you do if a large angry animal came barreling toward you?
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Lucien watches battle while eating popcorn and nachos from high ground with bow in hand. Holds bow to Itduz "Hey let me up there jerk" "Be a man dont run use you're sexy Itduz powers to seduce the ape." Itduz "No one can resist my beauty muwhwahaha! Sways lucious hair in the wind, rips shirt off shows ghostly body,dances micheal jackson style
Ape smiles approvingly gets a boner tackles down Itduz "Nooo dont take that off I wana get to know you.. wait lets just be friends" Ape sees Itduzes package growls and rips it off in a single yank" "Ape picks up giant bolder to crush Itduz "Lucien fires an arrow it goes through the apes heart falls over and dies.
*Itduz passes out wakes up and looks down and sees nothing, and looks up and what whaaa? My hair! My prized possession! Luciennnn!!!! Lucien *Looks up at new hair and looks down at new dinger* "I AM THE ITDUZ"...*Sways lucious hair in the wind* So it begins an EPIC journey to retrieve the holy hair of Itduz.