First, I would pull my pants back up. Then I'd quickly think of how I can't piss any-fuckin-where as apicture of my clogged toilets flashes through my head. Then, I would just as quickly realize the gorilladog is almost near and I won't get my pants up in time. Finally, I will hobble as quickly as I can into the bushes to hide, turn to see my fate standing before me, and shit down my leg, inside and outside of my pants and on the bushes. It's at this point I'll notice it was Grandmother the whole time,dressed in a gorilladog suit, and now she's laughing at me so hard she just pooped her depends.
Next time I have pee I'm wearing depends.
What would you do if a large angry animal came barreling toward you?
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First, I would pull my pants back up. Then I'd quickly think of how I can't piss any-fuckin-where as apicture of my clogged toilets flashes through my head. Then, I would just as quickly realize the gorilladog is almost near and I won't get my pants up in time. Finally, I will hobble as quickly as I can into the bushes to hide, turn to see my fate standing before me, and shit down my leg, inside and outside of my pants and on the bushes. It's at this point I'll notice it was Grandmother the whole time,dressed in a gorilladog suit, and now she's laughing at me so hard she just pooped her depends.
Next time I have pee I'm wearing depends.
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This comment is epic. lololol