What would you do if a large angry animal came barreling toward you?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago | pl

    That sounds scary. Did you survive? Is this a ghost talking to me right now? Are you a ghost? Please say you're not. Ghosts like to grab me by my nipples and spin me around. It's fun and all, but I always wind up acquiring pubic lice. HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN AWAY PUBIC LICE?!

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    • Pika-girl
      9 years ago | pl

      No... And why would they grab your nipples and spin you?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        9 years ago | pl

        Because my nipples are located on the soles of my feet. They secrete V05 products that the ghosts seem to enjoy.

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        • Pika-girl
          9 years ago | pl

          Oookkkaaayyy...

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            9 years ago | pl

            That's right. Back away from my fruity smelling goofyness. Do it now or I shall smother you in hair products!!!!

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