What would you do if a large angry animal came barreling toward you?

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago | pl

    There was this dog that chased me after I came out of the car to go to my cousin's house. The doors were locked, so I didn't have the time to open it. I ran as fast as I could back to that car and jumped on top of it. While running, I tried to swing my leg (aka "kick") at the dog, and it got scared and ran away.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      That sounds scary. Did you survive? Is this a ghost talking to me right now? Are you a ghost? Please say you're not. Ghosts like to grab me by my nipples and spin me around. It's fun and all, but I always wind up acquiring pubic lice. HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN AWAY PUBIC LICE?!

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago | pl

        No... And why would they grab your nipples and spin you?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago | pl

          Because my nipples are located on the soles of my feet. They secrete V05 products that the ghosts seem to enjoy.

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